Homer Simpson: "The Phone Company is bamboozling us!"
Moe : "Homer's right! We're gettin' the Joan Collins special!"
Moe : "Homer's right! We're gettin' the Joan Collins special!"
by Foreverzero3 January 30, 2006
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They usually have a handful of friends who are more or less the same and sometimes they'll go to shows and stand in the back and look bored. They eschew the fashion aspect of the culture and tell people it's because punk isn't a fashion statement but it's mostly because they know they couldn't pull the look off and are too afraid to try.
They're very fond of posting photos of their Black Flag and Minor Threat albums on Reddit and waxing philosophical about "what punk means" and how much they hate nazi skins despite never encountering one in their lives. They also claim to hate the movie SLC Punk but secretly they all own a copy that they watch on a regular basis.
They are, without a doubt, the ultimate posers and deep down most of them know it which is why they call anyone with a studded jacket or a hawk a "fashion punk" in order to compensate for their own lameness. Once they reach their mid to late twenties they'll box up their vinyl, stop going to shows and basically become just like every other khakis wearing, latte sipping, middle class douchebag.
They usually have a handful of friends who are more or less the same and sometimes they'll go to shows and stand in the back and look bored. They eschew the fashion aspect of the culture and tell people it's because punk isn't a fashion statement but it's mostly because they know they couldn't pull the look off and are too afraid to try.
They're very fond of posting photos of their Black Flag and Minor Threat albums on Reddit and waxing philosophical about "what punk means" and how much they hate nazi skins despite never encountering one in their lives. They also claim to hate the movie SLC Punk but secretly they all own a copy that they watch on a regular basis.
They are, without a doubt, the ultimate posers and deep down most of them know it which is why they call anyone with a studded jacket or a hawk a "fashion punk" in order to compensate for their own lameness. Once they reach their mid to late twenties they'll box up their vinyl, stop going to shows and basically become just like every other khakis wearing, latte sipping, middle class douchebag.
A: Check out this photo of me with Henry Rollins! See how hardcore I am! I am so not a poser (college punk).
B: Yeah, man, let's go to a show tonight!
A: No thanks, my parents haven't sent my weekly allowance check yet and I have to be at Starbucks early tomorrow.
B: Yeah, man, let's go to a show tonight!
A: No thanks, my parents haven't sent my weekly allowance check yet and I have to be at Starbucks early tomorrow.
by Damnable_Rodent April 7, 2013
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A “Collusionist” is basically than same exact thing as a “Conspiracy Theorist”. The largest distinction differentiating the two is that the “Collusionist” are considered as a much more highly reliable and credible expert. Their views and positions are all based on true actual data as when compared to the “Conspiracy Theorist”. Which in turn, their views should always be regarded or addressed to as them being off their Medications and if they are not presently taking any Medications, they need to be immediately prescribed as to conform to the true “Collusionist’s” Pre-Approved Stance on the issue being currently discussed.
The “Collusionist’s” Research and Data, is also notably regarded for their accuracy relating to any controversial subject matter. These Individuals, Groups or Societies can be often be seen, heard or read about and are frequently much quoted as such on all the major Mainstream Media(MSM) News Outlets present today.
The “Collusionist’s” Research and Data, is also notably regarded for their accuracy relating to any controversial subject matter. These Individuals, Groups or Societies can be often be seen, heard or read about and are frequently much quoted as such on all the major Mainstream Media(MSM) News Outlets present today.
The word “Collusionist” being used properly in a sentence;
“I am not a Conspiracy Theorist, I am a Collusionist…, there’s big difference!”
“I am not a Conspiracy Theorist, I am a Collusionist…, there’s big difference!”
by mMGRHMow March 10, 2017
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Get the Collay mug.NO 1 GREEN COLLEGE IN THE USA (so they say)
Known for:
- Hippy Scientists
- Gay Scientists
- Hippy Gay Scientists
- Weed. Lots and lots of weed.
- 'Human Ecology' (cries in skepticism)
- No or limited straight girls. Sorry straight boys! You should probably become gay too.
- The highest gender fluidity ever measured on a college campus
- Haunted Places all over campus
- Extraordinarily very kind people.
- OOPs (Outdoor Orientation Program tripS) -> best highlight of freshman year
- Shit like 'nutritional yeast' aka nooch.
- Traditions like the Bar Island Swim
- Research Islands in the Gulf of Maine
- A Deer that limps
- Overflow of community emails everyday.
- Raccoon Taxidermies.
- UNIQUE student housing:
1. BT- L.S.D (Liquor Sex Drugs) BT has it all.
2. Cottage - Cute house. So cute that even the wifi gets shy when it enters cottage rooms and stops working
3. Carriage - Basically cottage, but with its own motherfucking wifi. Also has a bathtub.
4. Seafox- Crazy Noisy Haunted House with too many people walking naked.
5. Village - 'Eco Ghetto' like a professor would say. People here take dumps in the best toilets at coa.
6. Peach - scandals of all kinds happen here sometimes.
Known for:
- Hippy Scientists
- Gay Scientists
- Hippy Gay Scientists
- Weed. Lots and lots of weed.
- 'Human Ecology' (cries in skepticism)
- No or limited straight girls. Sorry straight boys! You should probably become gay too.
- The highest gender fluidity ever measured on a college campus
- Haunted Places all over campus
- Extraordinarily very kind people.
- OOPs (Outdoor Orientation Program tripS) -> best highlight of freshman year
- Shit like 'nutritional yeast' aka nooch.
- Traditions like the Bar Island Swim
- Research Islands in the Gulf of Maine
- A Deer that limps
- Overflow of community emails everyday.
- Raccoon Taxidermies.
- UNIQUE student housing:
1. BT- L.S.D (Liquor Sex Drugs) BT has it all.
2. Cottage - Cute house. So cute that even the wifi gets shy when it enters cottage rooms and stops working
3. Carriage - Basically cottage, but with its own motherfucking wifi. Also has a bathtub.
4. Seafox- Crazy Noisy Haunted House with too many people walking naked.
5. Village - 'Eco Ghetto' like a professor would say. People here take dumps in the best toilets at coa.
6. Peach - scandals of all kinds happen here sometimes.
Alex- What's up girl, where do you go for college?
Elliot - Hello, ever heard of College of the Atlantic? Also, my name is Elliot and I use they them pronouns.
Alex- Ooo, sorry my bad. You go to COA? Well me too! Hi I'm Alex, and I use she her pronouns.
Elliot - Hello, ever heard of College of the Atlantic? Also, my name is Elliot and I use they them pronouns.
Alex- Ooo, sorry my bad. You go to COA? Well me too! Hi I'm Alex, and I use she her pronouns.
by lelelololalelulolila December 26, 2020
Get the College of the Atlantic mug.1) Used to describe a class of professionals who work in fields associated with information, creativity, social-media, etc. Derived from previous uses of "collar," e.g. blue-collar, white-collar, green-collar.
2) Anyone who works in the hipster economy, e.g. artisanal products, crafts, art related fields, communication, information, and anything having to do with memes.
3) Liberal arts majors who manage to get a job where they only wear ties if they feel like it, and with the top button undone.
4) Liberal arts majors who work in traditionally blue-collar fields.
2) Anyone who works in the hipster economy, e.g. artisanal products, crafts, art related fields, communication, information, and anything having to do with memes.
3) Liberal arts majors who manage to get a job where they only wear ties if they feel like it, and with the top button undone.
4) Liberal arts majors who work in traditionally blue-collar fields.
Ex. 1
Hipster 1: "Winston just got a job at the Huffpo as a social-media coordinator."
Hipster 2: "Totally kewl, joining that plaid-collar workforce."
Ex. 2
"Dude, I forgot my rooibos tea at the new lunch-time yoga studio--man, I'm totally a plaid-collar worker."
Ex. 3
"So what's Mondragon been doing with that English degree since he graduated from Columbia?"
"Oh, he's in Brooklyn, making chairs out of reclaimed wood. Suuuuuper plaid-collar worker."
Hipster 1: "Winston just got a job at the Huffpo as a social-media coordinator."
Hipster 2: "Totally kewl, joining that plaid-collar workforce."
Ex. 2
"Dude, I forgot my rooibos tea at the new lunch-time yoga studio--man, I'm totally a plaid-collar worker."
Ex. 3
"So what's Mondragon been doing with that English degree since he graduated from Columbia?"
"Oh, he's in Brooklyn, making chairs out of reclaimed wood. Suuuuuper plaid-collar worker."
by Pseudophor January 7, 2013
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