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Contempted

That 1 in a trillion feeling after a mosquito sucks your eye for some bizarre reason. You feel utterly confused and cannot even formulate words.
Man got contempted, look at him. He tried to put a table on his food.
by Luke O'Niggley III October 2, 2022
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Contemporary Dance

An avant garde style of dance that evolved from Modern dance but can be anything and everything. Often involved floorwork. But not always.

In the words of David Rose "It's a general store, but it's also a very specific store. It's also not just a store, it's like a place where people can come and get coffee or drinks, but it's not a coffee shop, nor is it a bar. Yeah, it's an environment. And yes, we will be selling things, but it's more like a branded immersive experience."
I saw a contemporary dance show and it was amazing but I had no idea what was going on... the whole time.
by Margotf April 5, 2023
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Chintea

Coolest guy you'll ever meet
B:what did you do yesterday
A:oh i was hanging out with Chintea
B:damn,you should of told me to come too
by PGangHustle September 9, 2023
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Anti-dis-re-contemporised

Excellent way of creating a new meaning for an old word
Guy 1: Mate, you just contextualised that sentence in an anti-dis-re-contemporised way.

Guy 2: WYeah, I guess I did.

Guy 1: Cool story

Leigh: Dats not a worrrrddddd broooooooooo!

Guy 3: Shut up Leigh
by Raf89 June 15, 2011
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coinkedink

What a coinkedink!
by billythefish2302 October 4, 2010
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Coitexting

(Ko-oy-text-ing): When two people, who have earned doctoral degrees, send texts with serious sexual intention/content.
Coitexting:
Dr. Smith: Mmm...I'm slowly removing my stethoscope and White Jacket. (send)

Dr. Johnson: Thank you, Mr. Smith. My diagnostics is that you've been a dirty boy and need a prescription of 5 spanks. (send)

Dr. Smith: Can I get that filled here? (send)
by ChucklesFett November 14, 2011
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contenet

complete lack of being able to function in the world but not to the point of mental disability
I swear Nancy was contenet in English today- it was like she could barely talk!
by creative pseudonym Elimn8er4 August 30, 2017
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