Hissing Cockroach

When you violently spit on someone's penis then give them a handjob.

My mom gave me a hissing cockroach and it's the best feeling i've had in my life!

by Retarded Horse April 24, 2016

cockroach

synonym of crotch bug (crabs).

Man1: Yo, i went out with this girl last night and i think she gave me the cock-roaches.
Man2: You know, once you get the cockroach thing, its impossible to get all of them without shaving.

by zebobbybird June 28, 2009

water cockroach

A large marine crustacean commonly seen in the aquarium at the front entrance of Red Lobster.

Would you like some lobster?
No thank you, I will pass on eating a water cockroach.

by Fubar Amen August 6, 2009

cockmachine

One who:

(a) is a complete asshole, deserving nothing other than a dick in the face; an utter douch bag

or

(b) a whore

(a) Dude, Steve totally fucked my g/f - what a FUCKIN' cockmachine...

(b) You'll totally get some outta Mary. She's like, the biggest cockmachine I know.

by DeezNuts19 December 24, 2006

cockroach

Very disgusting bug that eats one's food.

There was a cockroach.

by JulianDB January 14, 2017

Cockroaches

cockroaches : the worst STD that a girl can ever have.

kimbo: yo that bitch is hot.
terrence: nah bro yu dont even wanan fuck wit that.
kimbo: why?
terrence: yo. bro. i hear she got cockroaches.
kimbo: AUGH NAH BRO FUCK THAT BITCH

by Rloger April 17, 2010

cockroach

It's a game, a large group of people play in an even larger group. Like a club in a school would play it, amongst the rest of the unknowing students. Basically, if someone comes up to you and whispers cockroach in your ear, you have to get down on your back without hesitation, no matter where you are and wave your arms and legs in the air for five seconds, if you delay at all, or change position you have to do it for 20 seconds.

Guy1:*whispers* cockroach!
Guy2:NO! hell no!
Guy1: TWENTY SECONDS!
guy2: *forced into doing it for 20seconds*

by Tithenpen January 16, 2009