Cobra commander

Bro 1: ay you wana go to that party tonight?
Bro 2: na I gata do some stuff.

Bro 1: dawg you bitch made. You Cobra commander.

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cobra and the mongoose

opposite or contrasting point/s of view

dem liberals and conservatives be like de cobra and the mongoose brah!!! -those two are like the cobra and the mongoose!

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A canadian goose you dumbass all canadians fear this wild creature and they will not hesitate to attac if need they will leave hurty bite marks

1: I got chased by a cobra chicken.
2: Damn did you get bit?

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cobra clutch by boltaford December 14, 2008

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a show where a bunch of sweaty men do karate

Gay 1: dude, have you watched Cobra Kai?

Gay 2: yas Miguel Diaz is so hot

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Another name for the band Cobra Starship. Used by people with a deep hate for them and their music.

'Hey dude, do you wanna come to the Cobra Starship concert with me?'
'No, I hate Cobra Fuckshit.'

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The act in which a man pretends to stretch and ease his throbbing cobra commander then shoots his venom in any bitches eyes.

B:My morning wood was so bad I cobra yawned all over her!

M:I bet my mom liked it, that skank!

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