sucker cock

Step 1: get boner
Step 2: get near person of interests face
Step 3: call persons of interests name
Step 4: hope person of interests face turns into boner
Step 5: ram boner in face
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Example) Hey McDowell ima sucker cock coach hill.

by Ben McHammerpants April 28, 2014

Clocksucker

A clocksucker is someone who works more hours to make the boss happy but really just wants more money

"Bill came in early AND left late. What a clocksucker."

by Rob Eback August 7, 2007

Cocksocker

Nickname for whoever performs the art of dancing in front of a web-cam with his genitalia dressed in a sock.

Vag-sock has yet to be seen.

"Did you see Travis last night? he invented the cock-sock tradition on BlogTV!" "Yea, he's such a cocksocker."

by Wrim July 19, 2009

cock-a-sucker

The Asian pronunciation of saying "cock sucker."

Customer: Can I get an eggroll with my orange chicken?
Asian: You cock-a-sucker, we out of eggroll hour ago. I stick two chop stick up your ass.

by Maestro Mang October 25, 2010

Socked Cock

An uncircumcised glory stick for comfortable riding

She was definitely a socked cock lover.
No mustard and little pita buns .

by Calmcalamity July 17, 2021

clocksucker

The expletive thrown at your alarm clock when you realize you can no longer afford to hit the snooze button.

"Allright you clocksucker I'll get up!"

by Linkus Maximus March 23, 2022

Clocksucker

A person who does not work for their paycheck.

Stop being a clocksucker Chad, and get back to work!

by Lemon Zest October 6, 2022