Clayton Woodruff

A silly teddy bear of a man who screams like a banshee when he is drunk. My savage beerpong partner. Jokes tend to go over this guys head so you have to explain them at the end. Crazy good football player. Interesting person. Freak at Call Of Duty.
You:"Clayton why are you screaming like a girl?"

Clayton Woodruff:"Thats just who i am brotha"
by Hayden MacDizzle November 01, 2011
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Dirty Clayton

When you have to go to work in the morning but you have masturbate to 'A Night In Chyna' and get turned on by Chyna, the female wrestler's clitoris.
He totally pulled a Dirty Clayton when he kicked us all out. He loves watching hermaphrodite
by Oracle2020 April 01, 2020
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clayton jewsbury

A Mr.stealyourgirl
by cjewsbury November 21, 2016
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Clayton, California

Rich white people living in big houses. They are snobby and think they are better then everyone else, even though they aren't. They tend to ignore anyone of a lower social and/or financial level.
Girl1: Hey do you live in Clayton, California?

Girl2: Eww! No! I have feelings and a heart!
by I.DON'T.CARE. January 18, 2011
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Claytons Fist

A Claytons Fist is when you are fingering a girl and you end up getting your four fingers and thumb inside but stopping short of pushing past the knuckles to make it a real fist.
I was close with Becky last night but it ended up being a Claytons Fist instead. One day I will get my fucking hand in there.
by Kipper P October 31, 2011
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Clayton NC

Clayton - Cary Like Area, Yankees Trying Out Now...
CLAYTON NC- Cary Like Area Yankees Trying Out Now
by Thunder4God May 14, 2011
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Clayton, NC

clayton nc is a nice little suburb that sucks ass. I cant believe that there are people that join groups called "herpes is forever". That must mean they have herpes. and also there are too many sluts at clayton hig school, if u join that one and say stop being jealous; then wow. There are some trueley retarded people too. Like when people put up things about doing drugs, how dumb are they? thats why u get busted with herpes. and some people at clayton have mutant herpes with big craps. just sayin, clayton sucks. dont talk to people who brag about herpes, bc u can get herpes from walking through clayton.
well once in Clayton, NC there was a lad who went to clayton and got brain herpes
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