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Clamping the Ham

When the vagina gets super tight post orgasm and the male sexual partner cannot reinsert his penis.
“Damn Jacqui, you’re really clamping the ham right now

“Wow I love when she clamps the ham
by Danoman January 4, 2021
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Papa Clamps

A name originating in 2018, Papa Clamps defines someone who is a warrior. A man who makes his whole family proud, a ray of sunlight in a gathering of ominous clouds. Often shortened to just "Papa" for convenience, calling someone Papa Clamps is one of the greatest signs of respect you can show a man.
"Bro Papa Clamps just stole that man's girlfriend."
"Yeah, that's just what Papa Clamps does."
by rb112 January 17, 2022
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Clamp Jumper

A man hoe, jumping from clamp to clamp but not to confused by a clamp thief, who steals clamps from coworkers
Bobby went out with Betsy at 6pm after that had drinks with Jo'ann, he is a clamp jumper
by maximillianV December 11, 2017
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tit clamp

When a very strong, large-tittied female grabs a male by the ears and forces his face between her funbags. She the begins to loudly hum, causing her chest to vigorously vibrate, shaking the man's eyes out and suffocating him.
Yo I hit up dat fat bitch Shaniqua she tit clamped my face. She was so sweaty.
by The tit chugger June 10, 2016
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Clamp

The act of either sex, beating someone's ass, crossing up ankles in a basketball game
1.) "yo, i heard you were clamping Amy's cheeks, was it good my boy?"
2.) Tony had clampedJason and broke his jaw with one hit
3.) The defender had moved up to intercept but got his ankles clamped and was benched for the rest of the game
by Blu Pill December 18, 2017
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aidan clamp

by gfsddsfgsedg May 21, 2023
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Clamped Up

When a defender locks you down so hard on the court that you can’t dribble, shoot, or score basically putting you on basketball “lockdown.”
Lebron James tried shooting over Russell Westbrook but he was getting clamped up and couldnt make a move.
by 1luhsam_ September 8, 2025
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