Chuck Norris

A moving tank.Probably from the future.Simply cannot be destroyed.

Japan:We'd better surrender,they've got Chuck Norris!

by god of word June 10, 2010

Chuck Norris

The man who is going to ring your doorbell in 10 seconds and roundhouse kick you to your head for needing a definition of his name

Chuck Norris is God

I wanted a bike for christmas so i prayed to chuck norris

by Tom1ner August 17, 2008

Chuck Norris

A kick ass old guy, who happens to be a red head. He starred on Walker, Texas Ranger.

1:Dang, are Michael Obille and Chuck Norris the same person?
2: Naw, Michael O is clearly his alternate ego

by uber6969 April 10, 2008

Chuck Norris

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by Bilde December 31, 2011

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris is going to DESTROY you for looking up his definition here.

Chuck Norris: What the fuck, he’s lookin’ at urban dictionary, doesn’t know who the fuck I am?! I’m coming over their house RIGHT NOW to beat the shit out of them!!

Chuck Norris is GOD.

by dogsread31 January 3, 2011

Chuck Norris

Slang term for a huge, masculine, kick-ass beard that any Lumberjack would be proud to grow. Reddish-orange color is optional but highly recommended.

John: "Did you see Joe's new Chuck Norris?"
Bill: "Hell yeah, that beard is so badass I felt like I got roundhouse kicked in the junk just from looking at it!"

by B-O-G July 24, 2008

Chuck Norris

When I person comes up missing, AWOL,MIA ...referring to the Chuck Norris Films Missing In Action Parts 1-3.

My girl has become Chuck Norris. I guess I need to find her.

by DUBL317 November 12, 2009