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Chris Christie Yourself

When you're a popular governor, who is on track to be the front runner to challenge the incumbent president, but you screw yourself over with a vindictive use of your power.

This is in reference to the Bridgegate Scandal in 2013, when New Jersey Governor, Chris Christie, shut down the George Washington Bridge in order to punish the mayor of Fort Lee, New Jersey, for not supporting him in the 2013 gubernatorial race.
Wow, taking away Disney World's autonomous status is a quick way to Chris Christie Yourself, Ron DeSantis
by Casual Historian April 25, 2022
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Chris Christie

One of Trump's biggest enablers, an absolute slimeball with the backbone of a popsicle
Vote for me,
Chris Christie,
PO Box 963,
New York City,
New York State,
10108
by Aunt Tifa Lockhart November 22, 2020
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Corpus Christi crop duster

When a female either farts or queefs and the gas smells like the Gulf of Mexico.
by John Doe357 November 4, 2013
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Lilla Christie

A smart beautiful women with a strange obsession for hello kitty she is someone that you’ll want to be near but can never seem to get as near as you’d like, She also struggles to reach the top shelf.
by Monkeyman1294 October 12, 2020
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Christy

A nice guy with immense masculinity, definitely a guy, not a girl.
I wanna be as Christy as him.
by Yoyo12345678 March 30, 2018
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Jonny Christie

The closest thing to greatness, humans can get or to be used as an excuse to get out of things
Why did you just throw that stone at that bird, "jonny christie
by Unidentified great object June 13, 2022
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corpus christi day

definitely NOT The Feast of Corpus Christi is the Roman Rite liturgical solemnity celebrating the real presence of the body and blood of Jesus Christ, the Son of God, in the Eucharist—known as transubstantiation. It is actually in fact a day in which we celebrate the greatest city on the face of this fucking planet, Corpus Christi, TX.
“Hey Fischer, you wanna go to whataburger with me to celebrate Corpus Christi Day?”
by Seymoore Buttz May 8, 2018
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