Christain

Christain, a manly man, a mans man if you would, bulging ripped body 6 foot 2, a man of the people, the light of your life.

Guy 1: Dude look at that guy benching 650

Guy 2: That's GOTTA be a Christain

by DefinitelyNotChris95 December 18, 2024

Christain Smelmear

A brown or discoloured stain in your underwear

darn it i haven’t washed the Christain Smelmear out my undies

by The Smeg Lord March 25, 2026

Christaflop

Christaflop means someone bowing down to the lord

I need some extra support right now, I’m going to Christaflop at church.

by AlaskanMoose April 27, 2025

Pulling-a-Christal

The act of leaving your pregnant wife or girlfriend behind at the hospital, halfway through labor, in order to return back to the house you both share and relocate all belongings to another residence.

"You know johnny?" "...he got Michelle pregnant!"

then he got caught Pulling-a-Christal on that skut and left her with NOTHING but the pacifier by the time she got home.

by Assholius Dirtbagidus October 19, 2012