Dick chowder

The thick, lumpy, creamy and sometimes smelly seminal fluid that leaks out of the anus after anal sex. Homosexual's usually enjoy the slurping of their own dick chowderout of their partners anus.

After Ashlin ejaculated in Calvin's anus, Ashlin used a spoon to eat his dick chowder leaking from Calvin's anus.

by I H8 Homo's!!!! August 4, 2006

Chowder Snatch

The action of filling a female's snatch full of chowder - including corn chowder, seafood chowder, or any other chowder you can think of - and eating her out.

Johnny's dad gave me the greatest chowder snatch last night. It was so great! I could smell the clams!

by chowderusnuttius May 16, 2008

Chowder Nuts

The action of dipping one's nuts into any type of chowder (corn chowder, seafood chowder, etc..) and then getting a companion to lick the chowder off.

Dude, I got the greatest chowder nuts last night by Johnny's mom - there's barely any more chowder on my balls!

by chowderusnuttius May 16, 2008

stale chowder

Dried semen, man juice, left on your pants, keyboards, the undersides of steering wheels, and the occasional stuffed animal.

1: What's that on your pants? Oh that's just some stale chowder, bro.
2: After a good dry hump, I found myself covered in stale chowder.
3: Can I borrow a pair of socks? Sorry they're full of stale chowder.

by Hurricanedisaster May 30, 2014

slut-chowder

While in the process of eating out a woman you spread the labia apart and vomit directly into the vagina. Like a Danish chum-bucket but in the other end.

I heard Dave gave Vicky a big batch of slut-chowder last night! She hasn't spoken to him all day.

by Paht December 9, 2008

Clam Chowder

When you vomit into a Vagina

My friend was hungry so I gave him some of wife's clam chowder

by 4jerksandasquirt May 4, 2017

chowder shower

To shower a ho in skeet from a higher elevation.

Guy #1. Damn that bitch is hot.

Guy #2. Ya man i wanna get on top of a ten foot ladder and chowder shower that ho.

by John White October 28, 2007