sour chew

Slang for "How are you?"

poopguzzler21: Hey nukka
incestation: yo, sour chew?
poopguzzler21: gr8 doin ma thang chilz wif da homesies
incestation: dude, stop typing that way...

by valakazam January 26, 2009

chain chew

To chew gum constantly, so that at no moment is your mouth free of gum, similar to chain smoking. To chain chew properly, one must unwrap the new piece before spitting out the old one. Chain chewing is usually employed by gum addicts or simply to add some flavor to a dull day.

I chain chew my way through slow days, it really helps to pass the time.

by SkeetSkeet44 January 11, 2011

Chewing the monkey

When someone is giving a blowjob but the guy can't get an erection.

"I couldn't get hard so she was just chewing the monkey."

by iTzMaGiK May 8, 2017

chew patch

The area around a woman’s nipple, which is colored differently from the surrounding area, that can be chewed on while one is sucking on her nipple. AKA the areola.

Did you see the size of the chew patch on her, they were bigger than the flapjacks I had for breakfast this morning?

by ChiefHungLo August 20, 2014

chew harder

when someone says "tough shit," you use this little phrase as a comeback/response/rejoinder.

will: man, i've got to work all day saturday. guess i won't get to go to the ballgame with you guys.
bill: aw, tough shit.
will: REALLY? CHEW HARDER!!!

by earpuller November 21, 2010

cubicle chew

"cubicle chew" is the way to close for comfort chewing sound coming from the cubicle next to you

OMG... I almost just vomitted listening to the guy next to me cubicle chew his turkey sandwich!!

by birdgirl12 April 16, 2010

chews the root

(loosely) Really, really, really sucks.

This New Jersey slang phrase is the only expression I know of that can decisively trump "sucks"; how, methinks, is self-explanatory.

I thought the first band sucked, but that next one, they really chewed the root.

by songwriter Nappy Martin September 6, 2005