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Shock Cena

Same as the "Shocker" where there is "Two in the Pink and One in the Stink", this comes to play after one makes a female cum from performing the "Shocker. The person doing the Shocker, places the Shocker in front of their face and shacks it back and forth like John Cena saying "You can't see me". Reason they can't see the Shocker is because the females close their eyes when they cum.
Denise, last night did you see my Shock Cena? Wait, you didn't and it was all in my face.
by ShinKC January 30, 2022
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John Cena

My wife was tired so I just "John Cena" her instead
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John Cena

John Felix Anthony Cena Jr., An American professional wrestler currently signed with WWE and actor with net worth of 60 million USD. He plays a good guy using a thug white boy rapper gimmick, often times spitting rhymes before matches and self proclaiming himself as "The Doctor of Thuganomics".
Samuel: Hold up, your saying Nikki Bella is engaged to John Cena, that lame af wrestler that dresses like a child?!
Jedediah: Well yeah but she called it off and dumped his ass because he didn't want to knock her up.
Samuel: tf....that dudes a retard
Jedediah: He's taken a lot of f5s over the years
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John Cena

Dang man, your John Cena right now.
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G-Cena

A sex position in which you lie back with your legs resting on each of your partner’s shoulders then he picks you up and transitions into attitude adjustment and slams you onto the bed
I can barely feel my back, John G-Cenad me and I busted my back.

I paralyzed my wife by doing the G-Cena on the balcony. I couldn’t see where I was about to yeet her.
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John Cena

You can't see it.
"Look guys! It's John Cena!"
"Oh false alarm boys it's just a ghost."
by Sh1fted September 26, 2020
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