Sexy Caveman

JAG with a beard.

Look at you JAG, you haven’t shaved, you’re a sexy caveman.

by Samjokarl17 August 8, 2021

Caveman Spaghetti

Where a group of men gather in public eating spaghetti with their bare hands, wearing only loinclothes

Guy 1: “Do you want to come over for Caveman Spaghetti”

Guy 2: “Hell Yeah, I love eating spaghetti basically naked with a bunch of guys on some strangers porch”

by Make a religion out of this November 8, 2018

caveman connection

Its when you have a shitty internet connection.

Derived from parking outside of mcdonalds to use their wifi to game

Dates back to a term people in PSU demo xbox 360

Oh, Ethan keeps lagging out of our server
He must have a caveman connection

by anonymous July 29, 2024

Basic Caveman

Rob VanKuiken is a straight basic caveman.

Robbie went full basic caveman when he stuck that 18G in that dudes bicep

by Honeynutts July 18, 2018

Omega Caveman

When you're so tired that your forehead feels as heavy as a caveman's forehead looks.

David: Yo, bro i got up so early today and I'm definitely feeling omega caveman right now, my forehead is soo heavy.
Buncie: Why did you go back to sleep?
David: My body didn't want to.

by UrbanDad420 November 13, 2020

Caveman Flipping

Consuming psychedelic mushrooms and beer, two very old forms of drugs found throughout human history

Jeff: Hey Cory, you ready to get fucked up BCE style?
Cory: fuck yeah dude, let’s do some good ol fashioned caveman flipping!

by Punch kickthrust May 7, 2021

Caveman

Big headed hairy caveman named cole.

Big hairy headed caveman named cole, “I break big rock with big head, I eat big rock, use big rock to make fire, cook rock over fire, to eat more big rock.”

by Caveman_catcher13 December 1, 2021