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Carlos

Someone who likes sucking sausage at night. Usually available at 12-1am. Nickname lil spooky (AKA) Perra!!!
Go pick Carlos (Perra) up he'll leave you empty.
by El pimp 69 September 21, 2017
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he is a lost squirrel looking for his lost nuts
carlos lost his nuts in a tree and cant get them
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Carlos is a Mexican Crackhead who smokes and do other drugs all the time he pretty much likes taking showers in rivers and sewer’ he has a cock about the size of a turtle he can sometimes smell like tacos or Valentina sauce but Carlos can be a really cool guy and will make you laugh and he likes staying fit at all time.
Oh Watch Out Crackhead Carlos Is Coming With Another Superpower he might make a dildo Appear.

Carlos bro your too freaking funny man.
by HotDogDealer69 October 17, 2019
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a bitch ass nigga that has a smelly ass mouth with no hygiene
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Carlos is a name for mexicans who show off alot and need attention carlos usually means dusty and or dirty
Carlos has daddy issues .
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Carlos has a vey split personality.

Sometimes he is loveable, charming, kindhearted. He would do anything for you, and cares about you more than anyone. If you are feeling low, he will hold you high, until you are able to hold yourself up again.

But then other times he’s different. The same person that you love with your whole heart, is suddenly gone. Replaced by a cold, outer shell, and the real him seems to be gone.

But then he’s awesome again! And then he’s awful again. It goes round and round in circles, yet I’ll never stop loving him.
Carlos is so awesome, but sometimes he acts really odd.
by Theonewhodreams124 May 23, 2023
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Is a short, single Portuguese intellectual with a beard...his mission in life is to mingle with Drs. This extremely charismatic man will seduce as many vulnerable females as he can...do be careful as Carlos will rip out your heart and soul!

Charismatic
Amicable
Rat
Lambe cus
Oracle
Seducer
Stay away from him, he's a real Carlos!
by DoutoraMulaRussa August 6, 2011
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