A fuck boy that can never keep his dick in his pants. Love to think he is the shit. Such a piece of shit but comes in clutch sometimes. Very kind yet is a pussy ass.
by Mike Hawkehard May 7, 2020
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Oh Watch Out Crackhead Carlos Is Coming With Another Superpower he might make a dildo Appear.
Carlos bro your too freaking funny man.
Carlos bro your too freaking funny man.
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by ilyvpiee July 12, 2016
Get the Carlos mug.Carlos has a vey split personality.
Sometimes he is loveable, charming, kindhearted. He would do anything for you, and cares about you more than anyone. If you are feeling low, he will hold you high, until you are able to hold yourself up again.
But then other times he’s different. The same person that you love with your whole heart, is suddenly gone. Replaced by a cold, outer shell, and the real him seems to be gone.
But then he’s awesome again! And then he’s awful again. It goes round and round in circles, yet I’ll never stop loving him.
Sometimes he is loveable, charming, kindhearted. He would do anything for you, and cares about you more than anyone. If you are feeling low, he will hold you high, until you are able to hold yourself up again.
But then other times he’s different. The same person that you love with your whole heart, is suddenly gone. Replaced by a cold, outer shell, and the real him seems to be gone.
But then he’s awesome again! And then he’s awful again. It goes round and round in circles, yet I’ll never stop loving him.
by Theonewhodreams124 May 23, 2023
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