3$ car wash

When you realize that you did not wipe so great last time you used the bathroom and you have itchy ass syndrome. And since you are at work you give it a courtesy wipe to relieve some of the damage until you can take a shower.
Hey man why are you walking funny?

Oh yeah sorry, my ass is a little itchy. I’ll be right back I’m gunna do the old 3$ car wash.

This is why she left you bro
by Lil dewdrop June 11, 2023
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Guantanamo Car Wash

When you waterboard a participant, and finish with a facial.
"Treat me like one of your arab girls."
Guantanamo car wash this dirty girl.
by Nodiceplease March 07, 2021
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Scenic Suds Car Wash

A car wash that looks like the Wacky Factory at Lake Winnie
Scenic Suds Car Wash is the best.
by SPrice1980 April 22, 2022
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Car Wash Titties

When a girl is in a sexual position on top and has long enough breasts to continuously strike the face of the individual underneath, resembling a car wash.
Last night Jack got a black eye from a girl he smashed with car wash titties.
by Texmex12345 August 28, 2023
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Googie Car Wash

A car wash company ran by cunts but they get the car clean nonetheless!
Guy 1: “I’m going to go wash my car at Googie Car Wash!!”
Guy 2: “Oh, that place full of cunts??!!”
by wakwawakawakawaka January 29, 2024
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Minnesota Car Wash

When your car gets sprayed from snow from another vehicle not properly cleaned
I was driving down the interstate when I got a Minnesota Car Wash.
by Supwititdoe February 03, 2022
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Car washing

1. The act of putting your face in between the breast of two large breasted women as they hug, wiggle, and shimmy!
2. The act of having four boobies slapping against your face like the brushes spinning in a car wash!
1) As Lora and Sarah began hugging, Joe inserted his head in between the twos large breast woman for a car washing!
2) When Jim Bob wanted to go motor boat during the threesome, he decided that four boobs are better than one, so he went car washing!
by Tuna3000 April 13, 2020
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