Caponist

One who worships Al Capone as their Lord and Savior.

Jim just converted his beliefs he is now a Caponist

Also see Al Capone

by Reginald B. Wellington September 15, 2014

Caponi

A very small pee pee.

Zach: Damn bro i feel like shit, I have a dicky do.

Edwin: Atleast you dont have a caponi like me :'(

by Webster's Dictionary of Slang March 27, 2009

cavone

An insulting term usually directed at someone who is a total sucker, blow pop, mark, etc. It's similar to calling someone a chowderhead or chowdahead.

Mouthy new-yorkers and uppity Italians like to call people cavones.

Don't let anyone ever call you a cavone.

Some Italian Guy: "Hey Vinny, would you get a load of this freakin' cavone over here?"

You: "Nobody calls me a freakin' cavone, you goddamn finook."

by J. G. Wentworth October 30, 2007

Caponed

Getting Totally F'd over in a Fantasy Football Trade.

"Did you see how hard Joe got Caponed this week? So hard if he ever goes to prison, he'll never find a boyfriend."

by King Colock October 12, 2011

caponed

Caponed - verb - To get away with, or avoid judgement for, an egregious violation of the law or morals, only to be punished for a lesser offense which serves as justice-by-proxy for the greater offense.

Paul Wolfowitz got away with starting the Iraq War, but is about to get fired from the World Bank for promoting his girlfriend. He got "Caponed".

by dave3172 December 24, 2008

Caponi

Always negative, angry, and never likes to see the positive in what life has to offer

Joe is such a Caponi and never sees the cup half full.

by Mikey Dubbs May 25, 2019

cajones

Although completely unrelated to cojones, it is the closest way to the best way of saying cojones, actually sounding it out is how you would say it. Ka-Jones

Yo, she's all up on his Ka-Jones (cajones)!

by pj134 January 11, 2008