He told everyone how much he loved Canada's History — anytime anywhere — but when asked about the French and Indian War, he ran from the room, embarrassed.
by zenfurnace February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. 'Virgin Pussy'. No matter how fucked up a Beaver is, it was virgin some time back in history. Hence the slang
by VinnieCool February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Politely propositioning your southern neighbour, and then letting them have it with the butt end of your hockey stick... in the butt end.
by two man luge February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. by America's Future February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A sex act involving the coupling of Jon Stewarts anus, Stephen Colbert's mouth, and the transfer of shit from Colbert's mouth into Stewart's anus.
by assramistan February 6, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. The sexual act of stretching a woman's vagina with a moose antler and watching her masturbate with a Stanley Cup lubed up with maple syrup. Or, the sexual act of performing fellatio using syrup while atop or near a moose. Also the name of a popular Canadian magazine.
1) You need a pretty experienced girl to successfully be able to pull off a Canada's History. Also, you need to be on a pretty good hockey team or have access to a trophy room.
2) "Does it still count as a Canada's History if the moose is plastic?"
3) "Dude. Canada's History beats the shit out of Playboy."
2) "Does it still count as a Canada's History if the moose is plastic?"
3) "Dude. Canada's History beats the shit out of Playboy."
by BeeOverlord- February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Canada's history? Who the fuck cares!?
by a_hard_rain February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.