calvin goldby

A hot as fuck guy from tiktok

Have you heard of that hot as fuck guy from tiktok calvin goldby

by Allyourfavstiktok November 5, 2020

jan calvin

A Ginger... thats about it... pretty funny tho. And hes emo and listens to heavy metal and plays guitar

"Who is that dude who looks like jesus? "
"Oh its just Jan Calvin! "

by catowningghost May 30, 2022

Calvin's Hair

A phenomenon that occurs under Calvin's hat. Its existence is unknown and is rumoured to quite literally be nothing.

What's under Calvin's hat?
Calvin's Hair.

by funnynumber6969696969 May 3, 2023

calvin goldspink

hot young male singer in s club 8 (s club juniors) born in 24th january 1989, favourite colour is green. was the flirty junior. eye candy for meee. stars in the television series i dream. laaa.

Calvin Goldspink is really really hot and sex-y. woop.

by Sam Cremme April 7, 2005

Charles Calvin

Hottest person alive. Somebody everybody will simp over.

Person 1: Look! Its Charles Calvin!

Person 2: Oh my god! Hes hot! Please fuck me!

by xBlueDustx November 3, 2020

calvin mode

To initiate "calvin mode" is to raise one's hands and place then flat on one's head in order to mimic an incredibly homosexual hairstyle. The hair in question is rumored to equate to the length of half a football field, and is reported to have pierced hot air balloons from the ground.

Calvin: "Were there dinosaurs before the earth was made?"
Mr. Ziprick: "Like they say on reality TV shows: Calvin, you are the biggest loser."
Group of Geniuses: "INITIATE CALVIN MODE!"

by no mom jokes plz October 17, 2006

Calvin Borel

Verb.

1. To begin the night with a hot girl, but risk it all and end the night going home with an even hotter girl.

Created in honor of Kentucky Derby winning jockey Calvin Borel who switched horses after winning the 2009 Derby in order to ride a better horse in the Preakness, and managed to win that race as well.

Troy: Can you believe Kenny left Stacy alone at this party? She's a freaking 8 at least.

Donnie: He Calvin Boreled it out of here with Tanya. She's a legitimate 10.

Troy: What..... aaaaa...... Plaayaaaaa!

by buster chestnutz May 26, 2009