by WILODR June 7, 2021
Get the Callums Corner mug.adj. Used to describe someone who rarely gets angry (once or twice a year at most) but when they do it usually consists of them going apeshit or turning into bruce lee.
Not exactly healthy because it requires burrying anything that pisses you off until it explodes.
Not exactly healthy because it requires burrying anything that pisses you off until it explodes.
Some Guy: Dude does that kid ever get mad he just found out his girlfriend was screwing a fratbro?
Another Guy: Rarely but when he does its armageddon, dude is calm like a bomb. Never know whats gonna go down.
Another Guy: Rarely but when he does its armageddon, dude is calm like a bomb. Never know whats gonna go down.
by MausMonkey June 13, 2010
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A Calamari Cock Ring is a ring worn around the penis, usually at the base but made from calamari.
However, If someone calls you this - it typically means they don't have a high opinion of you.
However, If someone calls you this - it typically means they don't have a high opinion of you.
Person 1: How would they view me? Behind closed doors, are they of the opinion I'm the real deal, or in training?
Person 2: So? - Well I think they have a lot of time for you, but there may be certain questions.
Person 1: Oh, shit.
Person 2: Well, you know, they think they're hot shots. They make hard jokes.
Person 1: As in?
Person 2: Well, sometimes when you were absent they used to refer to you as "the calamari cock ring. I don't even know what that means.
Person 1: I think it means they think of me as a cock ring made from calamari, Frank, it's pretty self-explanatory.
Person 2: So? - Well I think they have a lot of time for you, but there may be certain questions.
Person 1: Oh, shit.
Person 2: Well, you know, they think they're hot shots. They make hard jokes.
Person 1: As in?
Person 2: Well, sometimes when you were absent they used to refer to you as "the calamari cock ring. I don't even know what that means.
Person 1: I think it means they think of me as a cock ring made from calamari, Frank, it's pretty self-explanatory.
by Airbar August 7, 2018
Get the Calamari Cock Ring mug.Used when someone is asking too many things at once.
It is used when you are trying to get the first task done and received many more in rapid succession.
It is used when you are trying to get the first task done and received many more in rapid succession.
Aqil: Make sure /etc/resolv.conf is up to date
Paul: On it
Aqil: Here's another task; reinstall the OS on the new servers
Paul: Will do
Aqil: Here's another task; upgrade the SAN
Paul: Ok CALM THE FUCK DOWN
Paul: On it
Aqil: Here's another task; reinstall the OS on the new servers
Paul: Will do
Aqil: Here's another task; upgrade the SAN
Paul: Ok CALM THE FUCK DOWN
by apxcirrus September 12, 2013
Get the calm the fuck down mug.Exclamation used as an attempt at calming an apparently agitated, restless, anxious and generally worked up peer, who may or may not be having a disruptive influence those in his immediate surroundings.
PH: "The live server's gone down, the entire business is disrupted!"
JC: "Calm ya passion, calm ya passion!"
JC: "Calm ya passion, calm ya passion!"
by Travvo April 22, 2009
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