AKA Cal Cal <3
The most perfect guy in existence. He has black hair and brown Asian eyes. He's a halfie, half Canada half Cantonesia. He has two gay moms that are younger than him somehow and because of it, he has a tendency to fall in love with lesbians even though he's straight and can't get with them. He's really mean to the people that care about him but deep down everyone knows he loves them. He always wears a black Thomas Sabo watch and bracelet that his fake dad gave him but sometimes his moms steal it. He's a tall Benjamin. He always has headphones on him and he's "ALWAYS FUCKING TIRED". He needs therapy and won't get it, instead, he spends his money on purple vitamin water. He also has a massive cock.
The most perfect guy in existence. He has black hair and brown Asian eyes. He's a halfie, half Canada half Cantonesia. He has two gay moms that are younger than him somehow and because of it, he has a tendency to fall in love with lesbians even though he's straight and can't get with them. He's really mean to the people that care about him but deep down everyone knows he loves them. He always wears a black Thomas Sabo watch and bracelet that his fake dad gave him but sometimes his moms steal it. He's a tall Benjamin. He always has headphones on him and he's "ALWAYS FUCKING TIRED". He needs therapy and won't get it, instead, he spends his money on purple vitamin water. He also has a massive cock.
by MRNEWELL March 19, 2019
Get the Callum Machanmug. British nonce Hunter
Who released no no noncesence
He exposes celebrities and youtubers for being nonces. He has a tic tac head
Who released no no noncesence
He exposes celebrities and youtubers for being nonces. He has a tic tac head
by Little-willyy August 14, 2018
Get the Callum’s cornermug. working with someone who has anxiety and gets angry over the little things and is a workaholic, ends up ripping all of the worksheets
"I really wanna hire this guy but he's really anxious and claims to be a hard worker, I don't wanna get callumed"
"He ripped all of the worksheets, I think I just got callumed!"
"I think he's getting mad that I haven't done much work, oh no I think I got callumed?"
"He ripped all of the worksheets, I think I just got callumed!"
"I think he's getting mad that I haven't done much work, oh no I think I got callumed?"
by John Wicc November 21, 2018
Get the callumedmug. by Jamie pollard Callum’s mate October 28, 2018
Get the Doing a callummug. A metaphor for a bald man with a head that has the similar features of a tic tac. Or someone who hates commentary channel (eg. memeulous)
Person1: eyy that man was fly
person2: nah that man was A "callums corner"
Person1: oh you mean the you-
person2:shhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Person1:how did you cut me off we are texting?
person2: nah that man was A "callums corner"
Person1: oh you mean the you-
person2:shhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Person1:how did you cut me off we are texting?
by CallumDoesStuffYT October 19, 2019
Get the A "callums corner"mug. by fat90210 October 27, 2011
Get the callum reevemug. by WILODR June 7, 2021
Get the Callums Cornermug.