Callum 

A derogatory term normally used by people of high intellect and/or high social status. This term is utilised by prosperous people to depict a white male who carries out vicious attacks on racial minorities especially ones whose name begin with the letter ‘R’.

“Did you hear about the delinquency that was enacted down the road towards a short negroid?”
-“Affirmative, the imbecile who carried out that hooliganism is a real callum!”

Callum by Lord Ohwontoohofor June 8, 2018

Callum 

Likes to ballroom dance with mohib

Callum- oh yes mohib

Callum by Moucy June 15, 2018

Callum 

Callum is a Loki character to his friends sometimes, but he loves his dog. He also plays on the Xbox with his friends, he is basically addicted to YouTube. He watches marvel movies a lot but he can’t decide what his favourite character is! This annoys his friends a lot and I mean a lot. He has loads of friends but his best friend is Matt Riggs.

Yo, Callum watched a movie yesterday!

Callum by Memelord14732 July 22, 2018

Callum 

Storm coming to Scotland

Storm Callum is amazing and it is hitting Scotland

Callum by Callum Mc cxx October 11, 2018

Callum 

The best boyfriend ever and gives the best kisses and cuddles and and will watch movies with you all day and make you listen to Eminem and eats too many chineses from work and pot noodles

Caitlin loves Callum because he’s the best boyfriend ever

Callum by Craigggggggggg November 8, 2018

CALLUM 

An absolute dick head who tells you cheats on you and then tries to tell you that they haven’t seen you in a while because they’re focusing in their rugby but actaully they fucked someone else also they have a smelly willy

Ewww what’s that smell? Probably callum

CALLUM by Fesecsashyboyboner November 23, 2018

Callum 

A meant who doesn't shut his gob

Omg Callum is a bitch

Callum by Dogloaver January 14, 2019