Land Calamari

The rubbery ring found nestled between the biscuits. This creature has a voracious appetite. Also known in Latin cultures as Anus Dominum. Butt-hole. Anus. Named for its resemblance to properly prepared calamari at any fine Italian restaurant. Served most often with Arby's Horsey sauce, or Cocktail sauce.

Heath's finger was devoured by the land calamari when he was wiping after a rough poopy.

by Binghamtonian November 16, 2006

Calan

Ratchet Blonde-haired blue-eyed softy who sucks at football and plays the violin. Wears fake chains and pretends he’s black while dating vsco girls at sonic probably named Elizabeth or Emily.

Calan your tarantula's under your pillow. Watch out!

by #saynotodreads September 8, 2019

Calabash Seafood

A shitty place where mediocre seafood is overpriced and served to unsuspecting senior citizens.

I'm 70 years old, have fifty bucks, no sense of smell, and am looking to greatly lower my health, where should i go?

Calabash Seafood

by steven1243 February 21, 2010

calabrese

A somewaht good looking man of italian decent, that thinks the world revolves around him. He teaches at a campus near you.

Calabrese is looking good today. HMMM! Bastard walks around like he is all that.

by psycho killer July 30, 2003

calabangfishing

fishing and camping at the same time

charlie says: lets go calabangfishing
iona says: ok:)

by mrs callaaa August 30, 2009

Calabasas

Small city in the Los Angeles county area known for its expensive cost of living, small number of rooms (just 4 rooms for 6 people) and expensive smoothies ($29!!). Most often discussed in relation to leaving it to go somewhere else. Just 10 minutes from Malibu, which is sad, because there's nothing happening in Malibu.

Let's fly from Calabasas to Chicago, St Louis, and New York. Or anywhere really.

by freddiesaiditwasok August 16, 2018

Josh Calanchie

Josh Calanchie's are the best! They are super sweet and caring, and smart. They are awesome people to hang around and are great friends! Josh Calanchie's are the type of people who will listen to you with an open mind set and will always try to make you feel better! They are loyal and trustworthy and can keep any secret and will always stick with you! Josh Calanchie's are very cute and are great boyfriends! They treat girls with respect and are romantic, they can make anyone laugh, and are really good at accents! Josh Calanchie's are halarious and will have you fall in love! <3

Girl 1 "Wow who is that over there?"
girl 2 "Oh him, thats Josh Calanchie!"

by carlsmister4 December 28, 2011