singularity curse

the curse of being single forever.

No girls like Nick. Nobody will ever date him. He has the singularity curse.

by Ecnev November 21, 2019

the cursed cumstain

after getting it good you pull out before you finish. then ritually kiss her forehead and chant made up shit before busting one on her face. then with your finger you rearrange the cum to look like an anigram or something cultic. then you slap her in the face because she is evil. you then scream like a girl and call her cursed.

bonus points: if Iron Maiden's "number of the beast" is in the background playing

guy 1:"bro, she had it, she had the cursed cumstain."

guy 2: " bro, you gave it to her.

guy 1: it still counts...it was evil

by mascow July 26, 2016

the cunt curse

The cunt curse is when you call someone a cunt and they die the next day. Mostly used as a form of jinx, not intended for the death. Involves more than one person.

"You remind me of Hannah"
"Hannahs a fucking cunt"
*Hannah will die within a week after due to the cunt curse*

by I am a jinx January 2, 2017

Facebook curse

When a couple becomes Facebook official their relationship is suddenly plagued with problems and eventually ends.

In most cases it causes the girl to overlook the potential of their relationship and start questioning things that really are non-existent issues.

did you hear about Liza and Andy they went Facebook official? yeah I did they broke up last week. Damn another case of the facebook curse

by seymourbutts504 July 25, 2017

The Priddy Curse

Any words that come out of Ben Priddy's facehole are automatically attached with a curse that jinks the subject, in turn, producing the opposite outcome.

A week before this year's NBA Finals, Ben Priddy said: I, Ben Priddy, declare and guarantee that the Celtics will win the NBA Championship in 2010 ... (with this statement, he unleashed The Priddy Curse upon the Celtics and guaranteed victory for the Lakers)

by digitalpimpx13 June 27, 2010

robin curse

to have a disease linked to a caravan

“oh no, i caught the robin curse”
“were you in a caravan?”
“yes”

by lucbev February 17, 2021

Zektupliatev curse

The Zektupliatev Curse is a sub-section of the Ekto curse family. Once infected, cascading effects of evil with ensue. It is a very potent and effective curse.

You have now been infected with the zektupliatev curse. I soo would not want to be u rn.

by Curseknlwer September 11, 2021