The Collins Curse

when everyone you date turns gay.

Guy1: Hey lance how are you?
Guy2: My girl broke up with me for a woman
Guy1: You have the Collins curse!

by /r/AyyMD - Kekmaster97 June 9, 2018

singularity curse

the curse of being single forever.

No girls like Nick. Nobody will ever date him. He has the singularity curse.

by Ecnev November 21, 2019

Cursed Shrimp

A penis that never grows.

I was born with a cursed shrimp.

by The Man with No Name November 20, 2017

the cursed cumstain

after getting it good you pull out before you finish. then ritually kiss her forehead and chant made up shit before busting one on her face. then with your finger you rearrange the cum to look like an anigram or something cultic. then you slap her in the face because she is evil. you then scream like a girl and call her cursed.

bonus points: if Iron Maiden's "number of the beast" is in the background playing

guy 1:"bro, she had it, she had the cursed cumstain."

guy 2: " bro, you gave it to her.

guy 1: it still counts...it was evil

by mascow July 26, 2016

the cunt curse

The cunt curse is when you call someone a cunt and they die the next day. Mostly used as a form of jinx, not intended for the death. Involves more than one person.

"You remind me of Hannah"
"Hannahs a fucking cunt"
*Hannah will die within a week after due to the cunt curse*

by I am a jinx January 2, 2017

curse of the mexican

When you've been outlawed from sex by the opposite gender you start to think everyone is hot

Bob: that girls is fine!
Steve: dude! look at her she's a troll
Bob: really
Steve: yes, how longs it been Bob
Bob: too long
Steve: you have the curse of the mexican bob
Bob: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by stealth reaper March 9, 2012

Curse exaggeration

When some one turns a story they heard into the most dirty thing ever basically adding a bunch of curse words to a sentence making it somewhat more interesting

John: tell Sarah that I have her pen

Josh: k hey Sarah John has your fucking pen and if your bitch ass wants it back you have to fuck him you bitch
Sarah: liar I know that was curse exaggeration

by Xbix222 August 1, 2011