Facebook curse

When a couple becomes Facebook official their relationship is suddenly plagued with problems and eventually ends.

In most cases it causes the girl to overlook the potential of their relationship and start questioning things that really are non-existent issues.

did you hear about Liza and Andy they went Facebook official? yeah I did they broke up last week. Damn another case of the facebook curse

by seymourbutts504 July 25, 2017

Zektupliatev curse

The Zektupliatev Curse is a sub-section of the Ekto curse family. Once infected, cascading effects of evil with ensue. It is a very potent and effective curse.

You have now been infected with the zektupliatev curse. I soo would not want to be u rn.

by Curseknlwer September 11, 2021

the cunt curse

The cunt curse is when you call someone a cunt and they die the next day. Mostly used as a form of jinx, not intended for the death. Involves more than one person.

"You remind me of Hannah"
"Hannahs a fucking cunt"
*Hannah will die within a week after due to the cunt curse*

by I am a jinx January 2, 2017

curse of the Chinaman

When you eat a lot of Chinese food and your farts/poop smell like Chinese foods.

"Man Mike, your farts smell like Kung pow chicken, you must have yhe curse of the Chinaman." As Mike sat on the toilet the morning after eating Chinese food he cursed the chinaman.

by Mr Sully September 10, 2023

Cursed Shrimp

A penis that never grows.

I was born with a cursed shrimp.

by The Man with No Name November 20, 2017

Generational Curses

Kartel Stunt from Dallas Texas describes Generational Curses as Negative cycles that pass down from Generations to next Generation

My dad taught me how to sell drugs generational curses

by Kartel Stunt December 5, 2022

workingman's curse

It is a condition that causes one to wake up before the alarm clock 7 days a week regardless if one has to work that day or not.
Cure:
Retirement.

I've been working for 8 hours/ 5 days a week for so long my internal clock has gotten the workingman's curse. I go out and party late Friday and Saturday and I still wake at 6:30 am on Saturday and Sunday, just like M-F.

by Sleepyheads May 19, 2014