by crosscrissapplesauce August 28, 2021
Get the Cucumber Sackmug. Someone who performs various feats often though unattainable by humans, but scares easily like a cat with a cucumber.
Person 1: How did she even do that? How did she guess that stuff?
Person 2: I don't know, I guess Bouchardino is just a cucumber witch.
Person 2: I don't know, I guess Bouchardino is just a cucumber witch.
by cucumber whore June 18, 2017
Get the Cucumber Witchmug. by minecraftgoatttt August 25, 2021
Get the cucumber emojimug. An amazing British actor who played Dr. Strange, Sherlock holmes, and many more amazing roles. He's nice and people sometimes spell his name like Benedict Cumberbatch, but that is incorrect. Here is a quote, "oh crumpets!"
person 1: I love blended cucumber, he's so talented
person 2: do you mean Benedict Cumberbatch
person 1: no, who's that?
person 2: do you mean Benedict Cumberbatch
person 1: no, who's that?
by Hondacf100! May 10, 2021
Get the Blended Cucumbermug. A more esoteric term for "cock blocker" derived from the term "encumber: to restrict or burden (someone or something) in such a way that free action or movement is difficult." and "cucumber: a hard pickle, and pickle means penis."
The term may also exist in the form of "encumber(ed/ing) the/my/his cucumber" as well as other possible combinations.
The term may also exist in the form of "encumber(ed/ing) the/my/his cucumber" as well as other possible combinations.
"Jenny's crazy roommate who adopted 4 cats and hates men probably fingers herself to encumbering my cucumber like it's a fucking hobby. I just want a piece of Jenny!"
"Cucumber encumberer, keeping the cum out of her!"
"Cucumber encumberer, keeping the cum out of her!"
by omfgireallydontcare August 16, 2016
Get the Cucumber encumberermug. Somebody who is considered absolutely amazing, the most nourishing person to be around.
Just amazing in every way possible including but not limited to beauty intelligence and humour.
Just amazing in every way possible including but not limited to beauty intelligence and humour.
"oh my god, I love you, you flaccid cucumber"
"He's such a flaccid cucumber, you just can't help but love him and his amazing individuality"
"He's such a flaccid cucumber, you just can't help but love him and his amazing individuality"
by AntoniusFeral December 3, 2021
Get the Flaccid cucumbermug. Someone who doesn't fit into a mold of either aggressive behavior or nice, something akin to a cucumber, not evil yet brings an uneasy feeling.(Like cucumber scarring cats because of snakes.)
P1: You are giving me cucumber vibes right now.
P2: What the fuck?
P1: EXACTLY YOU ARE SO CUCMBER VIBES RIGHT NOW!!!
P2: What the fuck?
P1: EXACTLY YOU ARE SO CUCMBER VIBES RIGHT NOW!!!
by god of cinder March 7, 2023
Get the Cucumber vibesmug.