The craftsman

When you get a blow job on your riding lawn mower

Toms wife gave him a blowjob while he was mowing the lawn on his new 48” sears riding mower on fathers day. The craftsman was born.

by Greasy Snake July 6, 2025

5 min crafts

bullshit life hacks that do nothing

5 min crafts suck

by dev176235596 February 24, 2021

Grunts and Crafts

Anytime a grunt (infantry fighting person), or a group of grunts design something for a specific situation, in a short period of time, to solve a real time problem on the battlefield. Essentially, arts and crafts for military people, but on the fly.

An example of this would be retrofitting Humvees to survive IED attacks. Or when the USMC outsmarted DARPA's AI with cartwheels and carboard boxes.

They needed to fix the machine gun, so they had a grunts and crafts session to solve the problem.

by WalterWhitesPhD November 19, 2023

Arts and crafts

Put googly eyes on any hole in the body(ass,pussy,bellybutton,ears,etc) and fuck it pretending its head

I got excited when my girlfriend finally agreed to do it arts and crafts style

by Ivan(likes it arts and crafts) February 28, 2024