Skip to main content

dollar store connection

an internet connection that sucks more ass then a wall-mart connection.
Guy1///Dude your this game is laggy
Guy2///Host must have a dollar store connection


"dollar store connection "
by fnnw7777 February 6, 2009
mugGet the dollar store connection mug.

confeated

The act of feeling mad and confused at the same moment in time.

You're heated, but confused about why and/or what you're heated about

OR

You're heated, but confused about what the fuck just happened.
Dave: "I'm confeated as hell"
Craig: "Why?"
Dave: "My girl left me for another dude. I done everything a good boyfriend would do but I still ended up fucked in the end. Like what the fuck?"

Nick: "Dude I'm heated as hell"
Sam: "Why?"
Nick: "I don't know, I'm just heated."
Sam: "Yo' confeated ass"

Lucy: "I'm confused"
Steve: "About what?"
Lucy: "Everything, and it's really pissin me off. I'm getting more and more confeated by the second"
by 2Tech December 24, 2008
mugGet the confeated mug.

Confucted

1. The substantial accumulation of musterfucks.
2. When there's like a situation where you go, "yeah, that's a little messed up" but then one more thing happens that cockslaps you in the face and makes you go," Oh, shit that situation is so confucted now."
3. (adj) describing a situation in which case you'd rather watch horses fuck. and none of that kinky shit.

Synonyms:
fucked up, messed up, shitty, like-bird-shat
Antonyms:
so-glorious, victorious,
Will- "People are just so fucked up sometimes"
Grace- "I know, the whole thing is just confucted"

Nick-"Did you see the chick last night?"
Molly-"Yeah, she was really confucted."
Nick- "I totally confucted that shit."
by JustSandymothafuckahs November 3, 2011
mugGet the Confucted mug.

connecticut ass tickler

Its where a female shits inside a males anus. The female than proceeds to eat put the males ass while repeatedly spanking him and shoving her tongue deep inside the anus eating his and her shit until the anus is completely clean.
Did you see those men getting the Connecticut ass tickler last night?.
by Ashley63374747 March 10, 2014
mugGet the connecticut ass tickler mug.

Connecticut Rugby

A slang term for gay (specifically man-on-man) sex
Laura: What were you two doing up there? It sounded like you were playing Connecticut Rugby
Harry: Ew! Mom!
by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019
mugGet the Connecticut Rugby mug.

Dyson Connection

A Dyson connection is basically 50 signal strength with a 3 download and a 3 upload. Your bullets will not connect on any online game etc: Call of duty, League of Legends and others. This will make you very very mad so be prepared you may have to buy several controls.
Things dyson connection would say famous saying.
#1 I Just took me like 10 bullets

#2 Hes Such a Warrior

#3 Your all connection

#4 He killed me round a corner

#5 UPC Internet

#6 Someone is clearly sat on there modem
by The Chosen One September 2, 2014
mugGet the Dyson Connection mug.

putnam connecticut

A town where every kid hangs out at the skate park and smokes more weed then snoop dog. Most kids here think they are ghetto because they own Jordan’s and where off brand Louis Vuitton. Almost every teacher quit in Putnam middle school quit due to the class of 2020 being their students.
Damn bro she’s from Putnam Connecticut ? Be careful
by Ameri Smith April 22, 2018
mugGet the putnam connecticut mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email