coconut mall

Only the BEST Mario Kart Track and Music

Yo coconut mall is lit

by peepeepoopoojdkvhnfgjnghm December 9, 2018

Coconut Shucker

Originally conceived in Houston city-data based off the rantings of a forum smartass, "coconut shucker" just means you're like the coolest thing since Elvis ate sliced bread sandwiches with the Fonz. When you're a "coconut shucker," every guy wants to be you and every woman wants to be with you. And you drink Dos Equis.

That dude Chad is such a coconut shucker... the life of the party every time! I wish I could be just like him!

by AK blah blah June 25, 2010

coconut stall

a slang term used in 90's England protests against the ira to define someone who you want to throw things at, the term usually refers to Ira members.

"see that Irish republican army geezer'? he's our fucking coconut stall"

by itssquarehead May 6, 2017

coconut grabber

a fucking faggot twink that doesn't deserve to right to speak. please if you're a coconut grabber kill yourself right now

- Where's Rico?
- That fucking coconut grabber is playing Clash Royale again.

by deepwoken OFFICIAL December 24, 2021

Lance Coconut

"Lance coconut" is a term used by US Marines to denote a Lance Corporal (E-3 rank). The term comes from the rank insignia worn by the Lance Corporal, which is one chevron (peaked line) with two crossed rifles below it. When seen from a distance, the emblem resembles a peak with two balls below it, vagely resembling coconuts hanging from a palm.

A: Hey, did PFC Thompson actually get promoted this month?

B: Guess so, check out the dude's collar: he's a Lance Coconut now.

by Gyreneisms July 3, 2011

Spell coconut

When a girl is using her hips to spell out the word “coconut” while riding a guys dick

Katie used the technique called “spell coconut” on my dick for an easy nut

by Clarahs dumb July 17, 2019

coconut jiggle

The female version of the rattlesnake wiggle: when a topless woman swings her chest back and forth in your face, causing both her breasticles to make smacking noises as they slap against your cheeks.

His girlfriend gave him a coconut jiggle this morning after she got out of the shower.

by Mudbone January 31, 2008