log clog

When excrement blocks the bathroom toilet.

There was a serious log clog for which I needed a plumber asap!

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

Drain Clog

A drain clog is the action of not being able to poop because of the build-up of excess lube that dried up.

Man I should go to the doctor to have him look at my drain clog

by DancingPot June 9, 2019

Clogging the airwaves

Person or a group of persons who never shuts the fuck up, especially at work when more important things should/can be discussed or it’s time to focus in silence. similar to Horsing around.

Worker 2: “her der der did you see what happened over there hehe hoo ha oh look what that guy just did haha oh oops my leg feels weird now i’m hungry-“

Worker 1: “James, shut the fuck and quit clogging the airwaves.”

by smokey diesel February 16, 2023

the sharbot clog

A man's that is so backed up in cum he's just fully clogged lives on shorbot, not to be confused with sherbert ice cream.

There's only 1 way to release a sharbot clogg.

Step 1- get into a wall squat position and just go crazy on your cocktail weiner. And make that manoayse SPRAY.

STEP 2- REPEAT STEP 1

Zack so backed up he's got "the sharbot clog"

Give him some fresh butter and a wall to jerk off against and boom he can finally sleep.

He tried to keep them kids alive but they had to go.... down the air vents to be exact.

by Currently fucking a man October 23, 2024

Cowboy Clogs

Those dam suede high heel boot things that Chelsea's wear

DAAMM Chelsea back at it again with dem Cowboy Clogs

by Big Daddy Walrus October 26, 2018

hog clog

When a man get his penis stuck the pool or hot tub jets

Dude, Derek got his junk stuck in the hot tub again. That's the 5th hog clog this week alone. He needs a girlfriend.

by deadb4uhearit May 11, 2015

Clogged Motorboat

The act of motorboating breasts while having a runny nose, coating the breasts with snot.

Yo, he did a clogged Motorboat on me. Now i have to take a shower.

by Brrrr September 30, 2022