Clam Banking

Similar to clam baking, but instead of hot boxing your car or other small space (such as a shed, porta-potty, etc.), you and your friends haze up a small banking booth. Very illegal and extremely hard to pull off because you have to insert your own bank ID card to gain access to the booth, and because there is almost always a security camera in the booth. This only makes things more exciting, and is definitely something worth bragging about if you can pull it off somehow.

NOTE: It is not necessary to withdraw funds from your account while clam banking, but it can add some fun to your experience as you struggle to remember your password while smoke floats in front of your face.

The other day I was riding around with Johnny and two bitches and we were looking for a place to smoke. We saw a Bank of America booth in a parking lot and went clam banking. The booth was so smoked up we couldn't even see the security camera!

by Not That Khed April 20, 2011

clam gout

getting gout of the jaw joint from excessive cunt eating

Hi Bwad, how are you?
I have a saw jaw Glinn.
You been chewing on your mums piss flaps again?
No, on your old ladys wizard sleeve.
Oh, you've got clam gout you fat fuck.

by royloyd January 22, 2014

Clam Bashers

Lebians. From the position where their pussys rub together, thus bashing clams.

I saw Tina with her new girlfriend last night. I never knew those two were clam bashers.

by Boomermack February 28, 2009

Black Clam

A Black clam is a vagina on any women of African descent. It is called so because a female vagina looks like a clam and a darker colored ones are called "Black clam".

Jose walks into the Tijuana whorehouse and tells the Madam, "Senora, you have a lot of pretty Latinas in here but I had my heart set on getting some Black Clam." The madam goes to the back and pulls out a dark Panamanian lady of the night. Jose pays the madam $10 and has his share of that sweet Black Clam!

by ElChorizero June 12, 2011

clam bag

when a female slips her vagina over an unsuspecting nose or passed out person. Opposite of T-Bag

Mazgaj had too much to drink and passed out so Bertha gave him a Clam Bag

by RobertoD June 11, 2006

Clam Hammer

A penis, cock, dick, schlong, etc.

Her cock pocket gnawed hungrily on his thick clam hammer.

by McFatty May 4, 2005

Nose clams

Wonderful cocaine.

Charlie- Sweet delicious nose clams. These are the kind of nose clams that make you want to dance the night away

Bingo- What the hell are you talking about

by sixskin December 15, 2013