Chicken Choker

1)Slang terminology for a male individual masturbating a bit aggressively making it look similar to a farmer wringing chickens necks for butchering.

2)procrastination, wasting time
3) The name of a grimy ass, crazy as hell, punk rocker with usually pretty darkly themed subject matter albeit awfully catchy music Band in Cleveland, Ohio.

I had chores for him to take care of, but he really is, is dang chicken Choker!!

by Mandy’s Billy March 24, 2019

Charlie Choker

When you choke. (More effective if you are named charlie)

Bro I just lost all my elo, i'm actually a Charlie Choker.
Dude stop charlie choking!
That wu-shang is such a Charlie Choker! I just shit on him (literally).

by Ski mask the osu god August 14, 2020

Chubby Choker

Someone who partakes in giving a man oral sex

"George Lucas ruined the greatest movie saga ever made. What a Chubby Choker!"

by Artemis Rufius September 15, 2010

Jolly Choker

A woman who looks like she enjoys giving head.

That woman looks like a Jolly Choker!

by Samuelshotmom October 15, 2012

thigh choker

a choker for your thigh

Damn, that girl got a fine ass thigh choker

by weloveyungdaggerdicks February 26, 2022

Goat choker

A single menthol cigarette

Yo bro you got a goat choker

by American misfit April 03, 2022

goat choker

A person who masturbates in a furious and aggressive manner, due to the act being vain in nature it is usually committed in front of a mirror , individuals who engage in this heinous act are usually given away due to their social retardation and enormous ego.

person 1: "Hey bro!! why are you looking at my girl?!?! My body is made of solid steel! i've been on TMZ ten fucking times , i'm a god damn movie star!! I'll fuck you up!!!" person 2: "...wow. what a real goat choker". *walks away and continues on with life*

by Tomm Orrow April 10, 2015