DIRTY CANON

When you take a wet shit on the ground, shovel it up, mix it with bananas and peas in a blender and then shoot it up your girlfriends ass, just to suck it back out with a straw. Then get your girlfriend pregnant.

I went to my girlfriends house and performed a fierce DIRTY CANON on her.

After doing the dirtiest of DIRTY CANON’s, I had to make a sudden trip to the ER.

by Mosart May 10, 2020

Gravy Canon

The act of pooping liquid on the male partners belly whilst performing doggy-style.

My wife totally let loose with a gravy canon last night, after she got shit-faced on tequila!

by Niff July 26, 2016

Canon

When you spray Semen into little balls and then put it back in and pee it out at her (radley)

Do you want to canon tonight?

by Emeraso. July 13, 2023

Canon

The absolute hottest man ever with a huge cock and an even bigger ass

Look at that canon he is so hot

by Oooooooogggggqqaa February 25, 2024

Canon

Big COCK like 9999999 inches deep in your mom

Look at that canon he has a huge cock

by Oooooooogggggqqaa February 25, 2024

Canon

EPIC and will destroy any dumb infants

I am a Canon

by 6rdyystu August 28, 2021

Canon

CANON UP UR ASS. WATCH THE FXCKIN SHOW U FATASS ROLLY POLLY ASS BITCH. CANON UP YOUR ASS, UR PUSSY, UR EYE SOCKETS, UR PENIS HOLE. STFU. WATCH THE FXCKIN SHOW AND STOP MAKING WEIRD SHIT YOU STUPID ASS POOPOO BITCH. HOW WOULD YOH FEEL IF THERE WAS CANON IN YOUR BRAIN STFU. BE NORMAL. Thankyou 🩷

“that’s not canon”
“STFU CANON UP UR ASS”

by str4wb3rryy February 19, 2025