y halo thar buttsecks? 

an initial invitation of the ritual of buttsecksing, it involves inserting the umaro into another's butt with the promise of repeated insertion

see also se><0r t3h f4c3

girl:asl?
you:y halo thar, buttsecks?

y halo thar buttsecks? by GAWD it hurts!11! January 17, 2004

buttsexual 

When someone is so obsessed with butts to the point where it becomes a sexual deviation.

Man, I saw that guy on everyone's ass last night. He's such a buttsexual.

buttsexual by Dan Devine May 7, 2005

Surprise Buttsecks

When going at it like dogs, the penis, moving quickly, then ejects from the vagina and enters the anus, often resulting in pain and extreme terror/pleasure.

Often to calm the victim of this "surprise", the penetrator yells

"SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!!" in a vain attempt to make light of this magical , yet, often horrible experience.

Man: Oh yeah baby

Woman: Harder!
Man: opps i slipp.....
Woman: Ow. OWWWWW!!!!!!!
Man: Surprise Buttsecks!!!!!!
Woman: this date is over! Bus driver let me off here!!!!!!

Surprise Buttsecks by The Poonman July 3, 2009

butt sex 

My gfs fav activity ;-)

ashley: i love it up the ass!!!

butt sex by originaplaya October 23, 2004

butt sex buddy 

A specific person in life that someone has anal sex with. This anal sex is done ferociously and with great confidence.

1 "I found a new butt sex buddy last night. She does anal very viciously and very hard."

butt sex buddy by Dr. Nipples October 13, 2013

buttsxe 

basically the scrambled version of subtext, but buttsex works too.
blabbbbeeee ahhhahuhuhuhjaaaaj

"i got a word from a corssword today, and it was buttsxe"
99% of population- its buttsex
pyshcopaths- subtext
everyone else - BRUH MOMENTE 100000000000000000000000
me - ligma balls

buttsxe by flobbyblobby57 November 6, 2020

Canadian Butt Sex 

The polite use of only one finger during butt sex, the Canadian way!

Wife, Would you like to partake in some Canadian Butt Sex tonight? I am feeling adventurous, eh.
-I would love some Canadian Butt Sex. Please use only the pinky though as that Kraft Dinner made my butthole burn a little, eh.

Canadian Butt Sex by RichTheRedn3ck September 20, 2023