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ButterRing

Quit Buttering/ButterRing me up.
by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010
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buttering the trout

Mark was having a bad day after stubbing his toe, so he tried to cheer up by buttering the trout.
by billybohiggins July 19, 2011
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buttering a hotdog

When a female acquires butt sweat and then the male takes his penis and rubs it in between her butt cheeks until his penis is covered in sweat, thus buttering his hotdog.
dude, did you hear last night that brad was buttering a hotdog with angelina

That's gross, I hope she didnt eat it afterwards.
by ballsbigmund October 10, 2011
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buttering the pan

1. When you are having sexual relations with a member of the same or opposite sex and you ejaculate on their ass and slap it, on the ejaculate, when you are done.

2. Buttering someone's pan is slapping their ass after you cum on it.
"I was going to be a gentleman and take her to brunch after that drunken one night stand but I ended up buttering the pan instead."

"Dude, you buttered her pan!? I hope you washed your hand before making those cookies!"
by PashPartake January 31, 2012
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Buttering the Crumpets

When you cum while pooping at the same time and the cum is spread on the poop before it hits the water. The penis may also be used as a buttering knife.
Yo' Derek what are you going to do later?
Probably just go home, drink a few beers, and try to butter the crumpets again.
What? Yo, buttering the crumpets is easier when you don't drink.
by poopbutter August 21, 2013
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buttbating

when a male masturbates only using his butt, and makes girl noises, heterosexualy
bro 1: Bruh! I heard Todd crushing some snizz through the wall last night.
bro 2: nah cuz....He was just buttbating
by death proof September 16, 2015
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butterfinger shower

When a person eats butterfingers and then sneezes all over the back of your head or directly in your face.
After a resounding night of trick or treating, Janine in a drunken stupor spat on her friend in a wild butterfinger shower.
by sumnoidfucksgoats December 29, 2015
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