butcher's kiss

A 'butcher's kiss' is a prank or revenge act a menstruating woman can play on her sleeping partner (or any other sleeping person).

The intention is to leave a bloody smear across the victim's face or body, which is the 'butcher's kiss', by direct contact with the labia. Extra props are given if the victim is not roused during the act. Further props are given if the victim is still unaware of the butcher's kiss while in public.

"I thought we were cool again, but as soon as I fell asleep she gave me a full-on butcher's kiss. When I woke up she was laughing at me with that asshole Bob. She'd taken pictures and put them online.

I swear, man, I can't live with my mom anymore."

by _CherryPip_ March 4, 2010

Wooly Butcher

A gentleman who has a large amount of hair, especially in the pubic region.

"He was so hairy. A proper wooly butcher"

"I had a back, sack and crack cos i didn't want her to think i was a wooly butcher"

by theliarwithin April 20, 2009

Pig butchering

Part of an online scam technique (e.g. romance scam or Nigerian prince fraud). Refers to the process of fattening up a pig (in this context, means getting someone well and truly hooked) before killing it. Also a verb, to pig butcher someone.

From a crypto currency forum: “Anyone here fallen victim to pig butchering and willing to share details of how it happened?:

by Vardie September 16, 2023

Bitchen

1. A rather uncommon misspelling of bitchin'

I don't know how to spell bitchen.

by Bubba Groins December 28, 2005

butchington c-grove

A butchington c-grove is a triflin ass nigga who got nothin else in life but a sail boat and a uni that looks like it belongs to the Village People (no disrespect to them niggas). If you ever called a b.c.g you need to check yoself nigga.

Ayyo - you like watchin them fat japanese boys in they diapers? Youse a butchington c-grove.

by Fangsta April 27, 2004

wood butcher

a carpenter, especially an incompetent one (probably influenced by butcher, incompetent surgeon)

If that wood butcher comes to the door again, I'm gonna sue the pants off of him.

by The Return of Light Joker January 9, 2008

Butchey

A Bird! :)

"kah kah, butcheys everywhere. there's butcheys in my panties. kah "

by The Weekend Crew August 7, 2008