Face Bunk

Mundane details about one's day that are posted to a social networking site in the hopes that one of your friends with an equally mundane life will comment on your status.

Jack : I planted an herb garden today, then took a nap - what a great day...

Comment from Sue: Wow, that is a great day!!! But that's major Face Bunk - Get a life...

by Ida Dunnher April 16, 2009

Spunk Bunking

When you repeatedly cum in someone else's bed and don't clean it up then wait for them to get in it

"bro did you just give me a spunk bunking?"

"aye"

"yum"

by Big Chazza November 4, 2020

Bunk Order

a pizza order that you don't plan to pick up; a pizza order to a false address; sending a pizza delivery to a person you don't like

Friend #1: " Wanna do some Bunk Orders to Chris's house?"

Friend #2: " Yeah Chris ditched me last night, so we'll get him back with a Bunk Order"

by Bunk Orderer March 23, 2012

dunk the bunk

taking a dump while masturbating. pooping and masturbating simoltanieously

Chad had to dunk the bunk at school last week.

by steve-jon April 25, 2006

bunk dose

Bad or weak hit of acid.

"Man, that asshole sold me a bunk dose."

by Funthrax February 3, 2007

Bunk Funk

When you jerk off in bed and you are too lazy to care where you cum, you inevitably squirt your juices in your sheets. You then get tired and fall asleep, bam, a week later you've got a bad case of bunk funk.

Guy #1: "Dude, what are those crusty white patches on your sheets?"
Guy #2: "Damn I forgot to clean that shit after I was whacking the weasel."
Guy #1: "That's right bitch, now you've got a rancid case of bunk funk."

by Moonnite July 9, 2009

chunk the bunk

the act of puking on yours or someone else's bed

Dude, did you see Andrew chunk the bunk last night?

Yeah, talk about screwing the pooch.

by AnneKRyan July 31, 2009