Bumper cars

When you’re fucking a male to female trans from the back and the balls are smacking together

You’re looking pretty sexy, wanna play some bumper cars?

by peepeeannihalator March 15, 2021

Bumper Sticking

The act of placing bumper stickers on people's cars that do not want them there. Often done with very innapropriate or embarassing bumper stickers to prank friends.

John is gonna be so pissed when he finally sees that he's been driving around with that gay rights rainbow bumper sticker we put on his truck after a successful night of bumper sticking the whole parking lot.

by tmoney234 March 25, 2011

Shitty bumper

When u pull out of her arse and u got shit particles on ur dick

Pulled out her backdoor m8 and she'd only given me a shitty bumper

by Staffoffs74 December 26, 2016

bumper bummer

The unfortunate occasion in which you are left with the sticker of a losing candidate on the bumper of your car post-election, but are too depressed to remove it

Mike: Don't you think it's time to remove the McCain/Palin sticker, buddy? People are honking at you.
Tom: Can't do it, man. I'm feeling serious bumper bummer.

by kobi16701 December 9, 2008

Wiggly Bumper

Noun, Verb. The act of intentionally, for erotic sexual or sexual entertainment purposes 'bump' or slap another person, usually female with varying degrees of intensity or ferocity, usually female, in the head or face from any direction or yaw at the discretion of the provider of the described 'wiggly bumper' with a so called 'semi-chub,' otherwise known as a semi erect penis.

James: God Damn Becky look at that bad bitch over there!

Becky: Ew she looks so dirty!

James: Yup, and she is just askin for the wiggliest of the Wiggly Bumpers of ever and id give it to her!

Becky: Whats a wiggly bumper?

James: Ask your boyfriend

Ben: Hey babe lets get a little frisky.

Becky: Can you show me what a wiggly bumper is?

Ben: oh you could get wiggly bumpered and I know you need it!!

Becky: SHOW ME THE WAY OF THE WIGGLY BUMPEEERRRR!

by ogmudbonethugs December 19, 2013

Taco bumpers

When two girls ride each other’s vaginas and scissor each other

Those lesbians are taco bumpers

by Home bag October 6, 2019

Bumper cars

When to guys bump there dicks together until one busts

I didn’t know Nathan was gay until I saw him playing bumper cars with me dad

by Jeff5362874 October 7, 2020