An artistically useless pop singer who relied on the "naughty Catholic schoolgirl" image to skyrocket her to fame, and even claimed to be virginal and pure, before going all slut on America and producing millions of pre-teen skanks. She is now married to America's number one wigger. (See Kevin Federline.)
Friend: Remember when we used to own Britney Spears dolls?
Me: Yeah, but then we got brains, cut off all the dolls' hair, and dismembered the damn things.
Me: Yeah, but then we got brains, cut off all the dolls' hair, and dismembered the damn things.
by Quack Quack May 20, 2006
Britney Spears is so lame, the only way for her to succeed is to audition for cakefarts.com and fart on a cake
by Schongerberger September 02, 2008
The most slutty ass mother effer known to the world. Has killed more people than hitler. Can't sing worth of shit. White trash skank. Maked you want to kill yourself when you even hear her name!
by Rosie April 01, 2005
A common white trash just like Palin or the Cake Fart Girl (Lisa Wogen), who use a body part other than their brains to become a me-me sensation. Just like the other two, won't miss any opportunity to embarrass themselves for a pinch of publicity.
Britney Spears epitomizes what's wrong with America's celebrity madness. Any idiot like her or Palin makes waves. What's next? Is Britney going to perform a well publicized cake fart?
by Donna Louisa December 17, 2010
A common white trash just like Palin or the Cake Fart Girl (Lisa Wogen), who use a body part other than their brains to become a me-me sensation. Just like the other two, won't miss any opportunity to embarrass themselves for a pinch of publicity.
by Donna Louisa on Dec 17, 2010
by Donna Louisa on Dec 17, 2010
Britney Spears epitomizes what's wrong with America's celebrity madness. Any idiot like her or Palin makes waves. What's next? Is Britney going to perform a well publicized cake fart?
by DonnyDDDDDDD December 18, 2010
A woman that by the age of 25 has had 2 kids, the rise and fall of her singing career, a divorce, and a midlife crisis shamelessly exploited by the media elite.
by Seth Einus June 26, 2007
One Crazy Bitch!!! XDDDDDDDDDD
by Fuck you if you rate it thumbs down October 30, 2007