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Electric Bowling Ball

The Electric Bowling Ball is a close relative of "The Shocker." Often misinterpreted as "The Claw," it's a maneuver that resembles the shape of your hand when gripping a bowling ball. If the woman is laying on her back, the thumb is inserted into the vagina and the middle and ring finger inserted into the butthole.

The word "Electric" is latin in origin and derives from the shock that occurs when the Electric Bowling Ball is first used. The Electric Bowling Ball should not be used frequently or for more than 20 minutes at a time.
"Josh, my girlfriend is pissing me off today," says Mike. "Yeah, you should give her the Electric Bowling Ball and dump her."

Did you see that girl's face? It was like someone Electric Bowling Balled her without KY!
by Mike Tweezy Good-Cox April 2, 2010
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bowling a strike

Taking a shit and taking it well. Bowling a Strike means you had a really fantastic shit, and it is an occasion to be celebrated among friends, preferably over an Instant Messaging program, while bored at work. See also bowl.
Gchatter 1: hey, i gotta go bowl.
Gchatter 2: good luck!
Gchatter 1: thanks man, i need it after last night's shenanigans.
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Gchatter 2: well?
Gchatter 1: i bowled a strike.
Gchatter 2: fantastic news!

Person 1: where were you?
Person 2: bowling a strike.
Person 1: i'm jealous.
by Viktor II August 27, 2007
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Bowling For Soup

Hmmmm...it seems all of you assholes that are saying that Bowling For Soup "sucks"..hmm all you're seeming to diss at is "1985" which isn't a great song....what about the songs on "Drunk Enough To Dance"? oh what? never heard of it? just listened to one song, eh?
stupid-o's ahaha lol
by screw u bitch December 1, 2004
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Bowling Ball

I'm a bowling ball
And my haters be the pins
Down the lane bro imma spin
Knock yall over once again
by Random Sewer Rat August 20, 2020
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going bowling

This is the act of a man sticking his middle and index finger into a womans vagina and thumb into her ass as if she was a bowling ball.
Erik used Lauren like a bowling ball last night when they were going bowling.
by bLiTcH January 8, 2008
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bowling

Simply a codeword for smoking Cannabis to be used around non-users
student1: "Hey you want to go bowling tommorow?"
student2: "Bowling it is."
teacher: "What's that you say?"
students: "Nothing...just bowling."
by Yodia January 21, 2006
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Bowling For Soup

Made great songs like

Almost
Dance With You
Emily
Girl All The Bad Guys Want
Life After Lisa
My Hometowm
etc.

and has some of the FUNNIEST music videos EVER
don't think so? try watching a few more than just one and you'll see.
Bob: Hey have you seen that new Bowling For Soup video for Almost?

Bill: Yeah, I especially liked the part where the guy fell down, and ripped off the clothes of that cheerleader.

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Bob: Hey have you seen the music video for Emily?

Bill: Yeah, it's funny when that fat dude wears a dress and make-up just to take a piss inside. But Jaret ends up pissing himself at the end.
by Bob from GSC May 17, 2005
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