Hog Board

A Marine's bulletin with pictures of their girl friends and wives. Often seen during deployment. Not to be confused with the wall of shame.

Lcpl Smith, "Damn, have you seen the hog board today?"
Cpl Miller, "No, why?"
Lcpl Smith, "There are some fine hogs added!"

by This recruit February 23, 2012

particle board

particle board also known as low density fiberboard is an engineered wood product made from saw dust and resin used to make low cost furniture subflooring and many other consumer products

i wanted all solid wood furniture but i ended up with furniture made from particle board what a bummer

by littlejimmie February 28, 2019

Luigi Board

A ouija board designated to italians.

"Hey, you want to do some Luigi Board?"

by Aoki-kun February 11, 2020

squirt water boarding

When a man or woman is on the receiving end of an orgasm (female ejaculation) and it nearly drowns them.

Queening and squirting, while the receiver cannot move.

My Queen sat on my face and orgasmed so much, it felt like she was squirt water boarding me!

by Mistress Red Nose June 13, 2016

Ouija board

A board game sold by Parker Bros. based off of a Victorian-era parlor game. The name comes from joining the French & German word for yes “oui” & ja” together. The pointer moves because of overcompensation by one person to the involuntary hand movement of the other, which is why it takes two people to work. Once the pointer start moving, one person subconsciously “answers” the question asked the other asked and involuntarily moves towards the answer. Which is why “the board” only answers in languages the players speak and can’t answer questions to which the players don't know.

The only satanic thing about this game is the amount of money Parker Bros. make off of this scam.

Skeptic:
"Ouija, who were the first two men in space?"

Players & Board:
"...."

by Tragic Story September 28, 2004

GameFAQs Message Boards

A place full of losers who piss and moan about spelling mistakes and grammar (although half the time when they refer to "grammar", they really mean spelling)

Also the game boards are populated with more losers who blindly defend the respective game, and automatically label any dissenters fanboys/trolls. (anyone who doesn't like GoldenEye: Rogue Agent is automatically labelled a GoldenEye or Halo fanboy for example) Anyone who doesn't particularly like whatever game the board is based on is automatically a troll and must be banned.

GoldenEye: Rogue Agent boards at GameFAQs. There was one topic on there where the starter explained his reasons for disliking Rogue Agent. The whole thing was completely thrown off topic because of a couple of people who couldn't get over the fact that he didn't use capitals - they thought this was "bad grammar".

by DCI December 6, 2004

cutting board

a girl with no tits

When she took off her wonderbra, I found out she was a cutting board!

by KJMania October 16, 2008