Boris Johnson

that one kid who brags about getting minge but doesnt get any

the prime minister of the uk

big boz

"stop being such a boris johnson!!"

by theresamaysbignose November 4, 2019

boris bridge

The area between the anus and the scrotum or vulva.

Nigel like the feeling of the razor sharp cycle seat in his Boris Bridge as he rode over the cobbles

by Nigel Fuhrage January 19, 2018

Boris Johnson

meaning or hinting toward being exempt from rules, common courtesy, or such person's own laws that they put in place themselves

I probably shouldn't take aa suitcase full of booze into work tomorrow, but Boris Johnson did it, so clearly it's ok!

by jpdfive June 14, 2022

boris kalashnikov

literally god on earth

stacey : who is god again
kevin : boris kalashnikov m8
stacey : alright kevin i thought a divorce was enough leave me alone for god doesn't want you here

by boris k4l4shnikov January 13, 2020

Doing a Boris

Extreme level of criminal activity

They doing a Boris selling meth to school kids .

by Holmeless December 8, 2021

Boris Welly

When you dunk your fat testy in a tin of canned mango until it starts to fizzle.

"Get the ratchet, Connor Mcfly just made a Boris Welly"

by Your life, your struth. May 28, 2023

Go Boris

"Go Boris" is an expression similar in form to "Let's go Nandos" & "You going college?", popular with many teenagers and roadmen today. When you "Go Boris", you head to the toilet to void your bowels of greasy & malodorous sewage. See also "Free Tommy" for when you go for a very smelly dump that leaves the cubicle uninhabitable for a good half hour.

"Give me five minutes, mate: I've got to Go Boris first."
"I'm feeling well dodgy and there's a churning in my guts. I really need to Go Boris or I'll pebbledash my boxers."

by Rusty Chuffhunter November 15, 2019