boner

When a lad gets an erection

Lad with boner : I've got a boner
Slag : so
Lad with boner : Well its not going to suck itself.

by saraH_CHICK July 31, 2009

Bonerous

A portmanteau of 'Boner' and 'Onerous'. An adjective referring to a forboding sense of doom related to ones aroused state. Used to describe a boner that is bound cause the wearer some sort of trouble.

He felt a bonerous sensation coming along, as he stood there at the feminist rally.

or

He looked at his secretary and then at his trousers. Fully aware of the bonerous circumstances, he proceeded to spank dat ass.

by ElCappa August 20, 2012

boner

When your penis get erect.

When Abby walked by, I saw that she gave Austin a major boner.

by mizz.catitude July 20, 2009

bonerability

(adj) - a measuring tool used to describe how likely a woman is to give a man a boner

Amanda had a 5% bonerability. Sandra on the other hand, was rocking 75% bonerability.

by Dr. ^.^ June 12, 2010

<boner>

When your dick poking out your pants.

Amber gives me a <boner> when she bends over in a skirt.

by Mikeywangem October 19, 2015

boner

an erectile penis, often a sign of arousal

i sat on his lap and holy crap, he had a boner!

by packing December 28, 2005

boner

1)an erect penis
2)what your boyfriend has when you are making out with him or just holding his hand
3)how big you wish your penis was all the time

1)"my penis was so fucking hard last night I had a major boner"
2)sally was making out with johnny and felt his boner poking her.
3)"Man I had a huge boner last night I wish my penis was that big all the time without all the blood in it," Johnny thought to himself.

by areon5674 April 9, 2006