John bologna

A retardation with a buck ass dick tiny nuts and furry eyebrows and liberals hate him

John bologna is hated by liberals

by Joey guzzle June 19, 2021

bologna gargling

Sloppy cock sucking

Quit bologna gargling, someone will think you robbed a sperm bank.

by joeogio February 22, 2011

Bologna Weather

Humid weather that makes your balls stick to your leg, or your boobs to stick together like bologna on a hot sidewalk.

Jack: Why are you adjusting so much?

Frank: Bologna weather man, im stickin.

by RedBaroness January 1, 2011

Bologna Docking

When the boys want to dock but they're all circumcised. Bologna to the rescue. Always cold. Warm bologna is weird. Simply touch tips and wrap bologna around both members firmly. Sauces can be used to adjust for skin tone.

Guy 1: So what's the plan tonight?
Guy 2: How about some bologna docking with the boys?
All together: Bologna docking WIT DA BOIZ?!

by MX5J6 March 25, 2022

BOLOGNA SLICKS

Slick ass Car tires or poorly maintained road rubber.

Guy says Ed dont you need some tires soon? Blaze cuts in and say yeah by god i told him hes ridin on daw damn Bologna slicks!!

by lewzurdaddy July 29, 2022

Bologna Boy

A man with a floppy cock

He was a bologna boy!

by Hello haters November 15, 2010

Bologna balls

When he teabags you but his balls are so loose and saggy it feels like your face is being covered with a piece of bologna.

Last night Richard tried to spice up his sex life but instead of a teabag he gave Sandra bologna balls.

by Hero_ofthenight December 30, 2018