John bologna

A retardation with a buck ass dick tiny nuts and furry eyebrows and liberals hate him

John bologna is hated by liberals

by Joey guzzle June 19, 2021

Bologna Rings

The rings of sweat that form under someone's arms due to a stressful situation.

Did you see the bologna rings on that guy?

by Jacksonz04 August 4, 2012

Bologna Docking

When the boys want to dock but they're all circumcised. Bologna to the rescue. Always cold. Warm bologna is weird. Simply touch tips and wrap bologna around both members firmly. Sauces can be used to adjust for skin tone.

Guy 1: So what's the plan tonight?
Guy 2: How about some bologna docking with the boys?
All together: Bologna docking WIT DA BOIZ?!

by MX5J6 March 25, 2022

Bologna balls

When he teabags you but his balls are so loose and saggy it feels like your face is being covered with a piece of bologna.

Last night Richard tried to spice up his sex life but instead of a teabag he gave Sandra bologna balls.

by Hero_ofthenight December 30, 2018

Lebanon Bologna

Meeting a woman in an Uber and then moving out of the country with them.

I love this woman so much I want to Lebanon Bologna her

by Pa const February 9, 2022

Bologna Brothers

Two or more heterosexual males who have had genital to genital contact whilst partaking in a sexual activity involving at least one female. Contact may or may not be accidental.

Did you hear about Jacoby and Dustin? They convinced a fat chick to have a threesome and there dicks touched; they're bologna brothers now.

by DPree November 4, 2013

bologna necktie

The act of choking your partner with your "Bologna" (Penis/Strap on)

Pedro: "Hey Jim what are you doing today"
Jim: "just going to go home and give Martha a nice bologna necktie"

by Paydrofell August 31, 2016