Blooming

To ejaculate. Usually screamed.

Aw fuck dude... I'm... I'm... I'M BLOOMING!!!

by YourLocalMicrocelebrity April 5, 2024

Bloom

A god, someone who knows exactly what to do instantly. Treats people with such care and doesn't take anything for granted.

"I met Bloom yesterday"

"OMG REALLY!?!?!, I'm so JEALOUS

by dum9328 May 24, 2021

I hope your flowers bloom

A phrase coined by the musician bLAck pARty on the track Bloom of his debut album Mango.

The phrase I used to describe someone best wishes in mind such as attaining their dreams or developing into a great person.

John: "You're a great person I hope your flowers bloom"

Laura: "Thank you"

by TroubledTrout56 June 8, 2024

Bloom-Bloom Head

Typically used in place of Butt Head,beacuse one's mother does not allow the word Butt Head to be used in her presence.

You are a Bloom-Bloom Head!

by Jessica Garcia June 11, 2008

bloom hammer

when your drunk and giving head

she was so bloom hammered last night!

by iamadictonary March 1, 2011

Lateral bloom

Lateral bloom is when two countries with complementary resources form a strategic, mutually-beneficial partnership, resulting in prosperity and a flourishing of both of their economies, education, and people.

The relocation of an up-and-coming IT firm from Bangalore to Armenia created lateral bloom for both economies.

by GlobalistaFC December 1, 2016

blooming cunt

Blooming Cunt, defined as a person who completely pisses you off with their stupidity. Someone who rides the imaginary short bus with drool cup in hand and their helmet fastened snugg, yet every once in a while comes up with an amazing concept. Usually said concept was done 30 years earlier. . Beggers, whiners, drunken idiots, not to be confused with a bloody Cunt, they're different animals in the same zoo.

Example, Here comes John he's such a blooming Cunt, i dk why you're his friend. He buys stuff. Oh he is a blooming Cunt. . it's so sad to see all the homeless near downtown, shut up they're just a bunch of blooming cunts. I'm not drunk, no, you're a blooming Cunt. Cunt blooming

by BigDaddy Double J April 14, 2016