Blog Dick

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This seems to be the current hot question. You hear it more and more: Blog Dicking.

The act of Blog Dicking or BD (I just made that part up), is essentially cutting in line when posting a comment responding to someone's blog. Let's say there are already 200 comments. You could post like everyone else and be comment number 201, but you'd be way down on page 5, and who's gonna see you there?

So a blog dicker will reply to the first commenter on the first page of comments so that EVERYONE can see their comment. Usually blog dicking is self promotion on someone else's blog. They reply to someone's comment but it has nothing to do with the comment they responded to.

Blog dicking is not replying to someone's comment, even if it just happens to be near the top of the first comments, if you really are responding to what they have commented about. But sometimes people make it look like they are relying to someone's comment when really they are blog dicking by adding something like: Hey come visit my blog it's better!

Bobby Ramone is the first person I ever heard using the term Blog Dicking.
You thought you were second eh? We'll I might just have to blog dick you!
by middle_of_nowhere June 21, 2007
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Blog Humper

People (almost exclusively males) who spend a large amount of time adding random girl profiles on facebook, myspace, bebo etc, for the sole purpose of gaining access to their picture sections. These people often take the time to create new e-mail addresses and new profiles with different names in order to remain anonymous. Once they have been accepted as a friend the person will look at every picture in the girls profile while masturbating. This person also searches for profiles which are not set to private as it makes their blog humping a whole lot easier.
"Hey man, just a word of warning. If your girlfriend sees a friend request from Mike on her facebook, tell her to reject it. That fag's a blog humper."
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Tard Blog

A web log or blog about the day-to-day events of a real-life special education teacher written back in 2002. Published by Tucker Max, it was later pulled by him due to the public backlash and the impact on his personal branding. A mirror of the site can be found at www.tardblog.org.
Dude, did you read what Riti wrote about on Tard Blog?!?
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Sadie's Blog

Sadies Blog is the best youtuber on the planet. Jk. She kinda sucks at vlogging and she barely gains subscribers. But she watches Shane Dawson so thats one thing we can agree on.
"Do you watch Sadie's Blog"
No. She's meh"
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blog graphiti

When somebody's blog starts to ramble into incoherent words
His political rant turned into blog graphiti
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Blog Hawk

One who constantly checks or refreashes their own blog to see how many hits they've gotten.
Susan blog hawked her last entry but unfortunatly no one wanted to read what she had to say.
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blog-ibition

blog + exhibition

The ability to be blogged about.
"Yes, that is such a masterpiece, and deserving of blog-ibition"
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