Nigger Blocked

1-When a black male who is playing American football steps on the back of your ankle in order to block you.

2-When your homie bangs your sister while you are in the same bed.

3-When two white males fight to the death with swords and one white male uses his Nigger Slave as a Nigger Shield.

Right before Thomas was going to sack the quarterback, he was nigger blocked by Tyrone... ouch

by MikelovesWhitePower99 October 3, 2007

german blockade

When you "bust a nut" onto a person's eye while they are asleep, so when they wake up, their eye is blocked from dried semen.

"I'm going to give Billy a German Blockade when he's asleep, because he teabagged me"

by roflzorz November 18, 2007

Blowhead

A person that does copious amounts of cocaine.

I used to like hanging out with that guy, but he just turned into a huge blowhead.

by Slowgun July 6, 2012

Backhead Hotness

When the back of someones head looks more attractive than their actual face does, resulting in a feeling of disappointment

Guy 1: Damn dude that gurl looks hot as hell, let's see if she turns around
Guy 2: ah shit false alarm, we got ourselves some backhead hotness

by uraveragerandy April 25, 2014

ball blocked

being kept from playing on the basketball court.

We keep getting ball blocked by other people on the court.

by Br33zE February 17, 2010

swagger blocked

when someone intentionally disrupts your act of swag.

I dont know what happened. Soulja Boy just came in and swagger blocked me!

by ballerstatus212 November 19, 2010

Comment-blocked

To dissuade others from commenting on someone's status by posting a distracting reply.

Stacy's Facebook status: "Wow, so messy! It's like Charlie Sheen's been living here."
Emma's reply: "Charlie Sheen is an underrated actor."
Stacy's reply: "You totally just comment-blocked me"

by The Ultra Lame 14-year-olds January 5, 2011