Blake

A really cute boy who is nice, a bit perverted, skinny, most of the time they are blonde/dirty blonde, with blue/green eyes

-Hey Did you hear about Blake
-Yea I heard he is so nice, and tall, and cute, and then his eyes

by Steven donch July 28, 2015

Blake

A pile of shit and can't sing rap or dance

I need to take a blake

by Pollo36 February 28, 2017

Blake

A fagget Douche Bag Shit Fuck, who nobody likes because they dont have a life and because they dont shower and smell like vagina

Omigosh that kid is such a blake, come on hurry let go we dont want to start smelling like vagina do we

by fatty ass lucas August 26, 2008

Blake

A "Blake" is a man that is uncontrollable of his natural desires. This type of man sometimes just has to let out what must be let out. Blake's will sometimes go 11 rounds even if by the seventh or eight they start to shoot blanks. These type of people are often notorious for just letting out their "stress" when in public and will sometimes even do it while at school.

Person: dude u need help, your just being a Blake all the time now.
A Blake: that's not true at all.
Person: you just jacked off in the school bathroom!!!

by Benjamin199ben November 21, 2012

Blake

- Blake (it),:

-To Blake something is to monumentally destroy something, cause a debacle, or fuck something up, in a fashion that only Blake Wood could.

Anecdotal example- If one were to break their car key in the ignition-one could say "He Blaked it!"

-To Blake something can also be a minor inconvenience you cause to a group of people. Eg. Inviting everyone to a weekend getaway, running out of phone battery, and sending everyone to the complete wrong address. "You Blaked it! You fuck."

by Blakefan December 17, 2013

Blake

A total asshole that dates girls only to get to their best friends.

person 1: "Hey their Blake."
blake: "hey"
person 1: "this is my friend"
Blake: "SURE I'LL DATE YOU"

by welloshproom March 11, 2009

Blake

A slightly naive, sort-of funny guy. Burps loudly in math/science class. When a girl breaks up with him, he acts like a total jerk. He's cute, but once you get to know him you'd rather stay in the friend zone. A great friend to have and talk to, but just a friend.

Blake: *buuuurp*
Me: You're so gross.
Blake: I know.

by O-grrrl May 05, 2011