Bible

The movie Shrek or any other thing including Shrek.

Alex: I just bought shrek from the store.
Daniel: don't you mean the Bible

by Dan the dorito man November 13, 2019

bible thumper

An uber-christian. Quotes the bible. Also see George W.Bush

Ned Flanders is a bible thumper.

by Fucka January 3, 2004

Bible fucker

someone who uses the bible and religion to get as much money out of people as they can. Like always calling for donations, seed money ect.
Bible+money fucker

what do you think about Bible fuckers?

by Deep blue 2012 September 1, 2009

bible humper

someone who worships the bible and is so into it that they dry hump it late at night tryin to get off listenin to steve winwood

Alter boy:man i feel really weird around paster fuzz i think he might molest me.
Alter boy 2:dont worry hes a bible humper.
alter boy 1: ok thank god

by definemyass September 30, 2005

bible thumper

Some ass clown who tries to convert people to his version of Christianity, using a book he's too ignorant and incompetent to fully comprehend. Fully ignorant of the historical, cultural and literary context of the Bible. Every Bible thumper gives the South a bad name. We're not all like that down here, promise y'all that.

The Bible thumper told me I was going to Hell, so I gave him my rosary and told him to pray for me.

by zomgwhat October 2, 2008

bible hooker

person who is fucking obsesed with jesus and the bible

chris's mom is a bible hooker

by eddie and captain winkie July 13, 2007

mclean bible church

a 10,000 member church just outside washington, dc that is very focused on reaching the community, through meeting the needs of community members and advertizing, such as the so what? commercials on many washington radio stations.

The traffic jam on Route 7 happened because McLean Bible Church just let out.

by bolt November 14, 2004