Belgian Waterslide

When a male is receiving oral sex, and the male tries to get a Chili Dog (when he comes, he pulls the girls* head so hard his cum comes out of her/his nose) a belgian waterslide is in fact a Chili Dog gone bad, at the same point the guy pulls , the other person throws up covering everything in puke, rather then sperm

When Shaft tried to give the hoe a Chili Dog, she choked and pulled a belgian waterslide on him, covering his nuts in vomit..

by Berre September 22, 2008

Belgian Beard

The act of defacing another human being by taking a dump on their face; curling out a long one around their mouth in the style of pretentious beard/moustache combos preferred by Belgian Jazz enthusiasts. Also referencing Belgian chocolate. A great party piece for those falling asleep at Christmas.
Like a moroccan moustache, but on the chin as well

Alex's slowness in responding to product queries caused considerable frustration amongst the sales team, and when he passed out at the Christmas party he awoke sporting a belgian beard.

by therealalfgarnett December 14, 2009

Belgian Circus Music

Used to describe a two bit poser electro noise band.

They're trying to be so DFA, but sound like Belgian Circus Music!

by whaxalot October 7, 2008

Beldham

a really cool person with loads of friends.Usually really beautiful/handsome

she must be a Beldham

by 900d 10rd,7h3r3 !5 4n 4n!m41 ! July 11, 2010

Belgian Pralines

A confectionary chocolate truffle made around Europe (Belgium). It consists of good quality chocolate, sugar, nuts, paste of different flavors etc. It can be shaped into any shape (during its process of creation) like hearts. And can be decorated with icing on top. These irresistible treats are great for Dinner, Valentine's Day, a romantic date etc. Although they don't have much recipes on how to make them. They also look elegant.

I made some home made Belgian Pralines for my picnic with my girlfriend. I hope she'll like them.

by TheOutsider998 March 18, 2013

belgian blackout

the phenomenon that occurs after drinking a mere 3-5 Belgian beers

"I went to the oude markt last night and don't remember anything... but all I had was 3 beers!"
"it's the belgian blackout. those beers will do you in."

by ba-dum-ch August 25, 2013

belgian air force

A flock of pigeons.

Yesterday, the Belgian air force pooped on my tractor before resting on a high wire.

by Dirt surgeon September 11, 2016